Pros and cons of "bald" look

Re: Pros and cons of "bald" look

Pros:
-You look sophisticated, educated and mature.
-Don't need to spend money on combs, gels & shampoos. Money stays in your pocket where it belongs.
-Swim through the water like a torpedo.

Cons:
-Severe cold weather may cause frostbite.
-Pieces of debri falling off from the space shuttle my leave your tind with scratches.