tada tada tadaa ( imagine the music of american idol..or pop idol if u follopw the 'riginal Uk show)
over the coming weeks, we will be gauging US presidential candidates statements and performances in the same manner as performers are gauged on the american idol/pop idol show.
Your hosts will be yers truly, Mr Xtreme, Thap, Pakistan Abroad, UTD, and OG.
the game starts.. this weekend..
we start with…Joe Lieberman’s decision to finally quit…judges will be making comments about his campaign, statements and why ti took him so long to bail…
My comments; Joe Joe Joe… this is serious politics, u did ride on Gore’s coat tails in 2000. I mean you were on TV more talkign about teh voting fiasco in florida. maybe you knew that was your only chance..
we are doing serious politics here..this is not a joke. Do you really think you are a good presidential candidate? No really..
Joe..horrid, absolutely horrid, thats what i consider yoru campaign run..
sorry you are not going to the convention..
Joe: shaking his head in disappointment.. "anti-semitic.. that's what that was.. I was the freakin' VP candidate with what's his face... they seem to have forgotten that.. I am not done yet.. I will be back.. look out for G*d - Liberman in 2008".
Joe, that was pathetic, simply pathetic. You did not project your ideas, you looked like a cabaret singer, and you failed to have a personality. You have embarrassed the hebrew candiadates, and you should take your act to some cruiseship.....
Joe:
Ah... Er, Ah, er... Well, this is the second time I have auditioned for this contest, and it won't be the same without me. I put everything I had into this contest...Sob....and no one appreciates a Jewish kid around here. ...
And you Fraudia, yer a jerk, your mothers a jerk, and I wish Paula was here 'cause she would like me!
Al, this contest is for Presidential Idol, not Pimp Idol! You have never led anything, been elected to anything, and while you rhyme like Ali, you are a pretender in Jesse Jacksons' clothes... You have created a media circus with Tawana in NYC, but here you are not the ringmaster, just another clown....
Al:
The time has come for those who rhyme, to be on TV all the time. I am amusing, if just a little confusing, and as long as there's a four star hotel, I'll have a good time wishing Bush to Hell!. This contest is a bunch of dull pasty rich white boys, except for me and Dennis playin' with the toys.....
Well here's a candidate we all know has a snowflakes chance in hell to win this competition but has reached the next rounds only because we wanted to keep things interesting.. pluse we want people to know him cuz we want black votes to tune into our broadcast.
Thap: Rev. Al, the bad hair has got to go, the bad suits have got to go, the excess weight has to go, the moustache has got to go and those medallions do nothing for you. Looking like a cross between Don King and James Brown will only get you elected in a post apocalyptic mad max’esque kinda world.
We’re looking for style not content.
Once this lot is cleared up maybe we can move on to what you're actually saying.
Al, Al, Al … finding a young black girl in upstate New York, smeared with feces and with racial slurs written in charcoal on her naked body, hardly qualifies you to move on to the next round. Your performance in accusing white police officers of the act was neither original nor very believable. Those of us in the audience found your shrill tirade to be insulting, undignified, and no better than race baiting designed to bolster your own image at the expense of truth. Your audition in front of a 12 person jury of your peers was found so inept that they made YOU pay $65,000 for them to listen to your act. I must say that time has not improved the script or your performance. Instead of the American tax payer paying you to match the money you have raised from others to take your show to the next round, you should be required to give everything you have raised and spent to date back to your dupes (er…supporters).
If this were the Gong Show, you’d have been gonged a long time ago. I can’t see how a Presidential election should be reduced to something less discriminating than one of the worst television shows in entertainment history.
Howard my man. Your performance has already been extended far more rounds than should have been allowed. For your information, great political speeches include memorable phrases like “four score and seven years ago” or “Ich bin ein Berliner.” They do not include “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.” 12 Angry Men makes a wonderful cast for a movie. 1 Angry Candidate makes a moron.
Figuring out how to con 50 million Americans out of $1 each on the Internet qualifies you for four years in the federal penitentiary not four years in the White House. And that wife of yours. Heck…Kathy Bates let James Caan out in public more in Misery than you let your wife out during your campaign. I was beginning to think you either hobbled her or she had two heads. With the notable exception of Pat Nixon, Americans require that a first lady be a little more visible than Caspar the friendly ghost.
Go back to Vermont where you belong. Its Maple Syrup is far more tasty than the molasses that was your performance.
Howard Howard.. what can I say.. you did your thang dawg.. you were the first one to openly oppose the war.. never mind your plans for a post war Iraq weren't much different than the neo-cons..
I think it was nice that u appealed to the yuppies.. suckers even gave you money over the net.. everyone knows not to do that.. but i think at least Kerry is happy u raised a lot of money.
Well after Wisconsin you can go back to Vermont.. or New Hampshire and then u can go back to Connecticut, to New York, to Ohio, to ..... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Outsourcing jobs overseas is good for the Econony!!!! So we ship a few hundred thousand jobs outside the country.... cost effective for the Employer and a stronger bottom line for the business overall .....
To the people...
No...no you may not purchase your perscription drugs from Canada or overseas, even though the bottom line is cost-effective for your family.........The trade is unfair to American Pharmacuetical Businesses..even though American taxpayers foot the bill for medical studies....
NO...NO... you may not take advantage of fair trade!! You must pay 20-30-40 percent more for your medicines by purchasing in the U.S. rather than Canada.
Yeah..that GBJ... He really gives a darn about the Avg. American....and the Avg. Senior citizen....
