Jimmy, why are set on doing kaat-naas like the evil old busy-body ladies in the Indian dramas?
And if you’re adamant about carrying on, you have to fulfill the role by wearing a silk kaam wali saree and acres of make-up (which you go to sleep wearing) and walking around with evil back-ground music playing whenever you do the evil “tirchi nazar” at the heroine(s) in the drama.