Parody of desi ads

Drycleaners offering to wash kids? omg omg!

Ek billi moti taazi thi jo mazay se ding dong khaati thi..

Ek din chuuhon ne soocha yeh billi ko deingaye dhoka yeh

Woh kaala suit pehn ker aur billi se nipat kar gayein gaye phir wohi song

ding dong..ding dong.. hilal ki ding dong