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what about using the verb “conveyance” as a noun= as a vehicle for transportation. Also using the word “avail” in urdu sentences to mean to use or take advantage of. “Agar conveyance (car) hai to uss ko avail karna chaheeyay” . what about they way they pronounce “enjoy” it’s more like in-jo-why.. using “tay aur key” as Pakistani equivalent of “like i said”
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o yaar dimaagh ki dahi/lassi na bana 
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well and good
" …Agar tum ye ker saktay ho to well and good, nahi to me kisi aur ko bolta hoon.."
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unless and until…
it talk show for about one year the beat word "categorically " to death.
indans: oh lets go eat indian food.
paki—: oh lets go eat desi food.
Then they bump into each other at same restaurant.
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interesting thread
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Finally an interesting thread!
I am getting concerned though, Monk is becoming quite funny in a very comprehensible sense.
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Comprehend while you can. Mr. Monk can turn on a dime.
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Guys who leave comments on their friends’ pictures on Facebook, telling the person that they’re “sexy” or that they “love you baby”. I mean wtf? Do they not get the irony? A guy from a super religious country, trying to act cool but ending up looking like a homosexual.
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Yes, but the real test of Monk’s sanity is whether or not he’s stopped taking people (who are never seen again) into his basement. I’m convinced that Monk is a robot who has recently had a very stable firmware upgrade.
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An AI version enhancement?
ps. how do you know this basement biznizz?
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o i got one - “hai deer your hair are silky silky”
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Monk is an AI. All the randomness from before was simply bad programming.
As for the basement stuffs, I’ve heard stories. Plus, given his previously creepy nature, it was a logical assumption.
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Sehrysh something tells me that he is taking a dig at the silkiness of your hairs! 
Something tells me Monk is your brainchild.
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Dear!!! Cringe worthy
And also hairs instead of hair 
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Ooooh, I remember one from the Beauty Forum - ***saloon ***instead of salon.
Allah de wastey ladies, a saloon is:
***Noun
[TABLE=“class: ts”]
Although come to think of it, maybe there’s something to be recommend having your hairs did at a place that serves alcoholic beverages and where you can play billiards while you wait 
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Correct it NOW before queer sees it!!!
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This was my tribute to the two of you
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No way this can’t be true!!!