Being not so good with English myself, I found the following article interesting and funny at the same time. Who is up to write an “Urlish” dictionary?
Pakistan and the battle for English
When the law minister, Wasi Zafar, was recently described as the “long arm of law” by a local journalist, the minister mistook it for an expression in his native Punjabi which roughly translates into “up yours”.
*His apt response, on national TV, was: “If anyone gives me the long arm, my long arm to his whole family.” *
hahaha