Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

[KKF]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

if Pakistan can't beat WI, the team has to pack up and head back to 'boot camp' in Pakistan. :D

[Decent_6Chora]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@phoenixdesi

he seems to be the only guy on this forum who is “happily married” … at least that is what he claimed. Now that is some achievement and he needs to get credit and be rewarded!

looking at the quantity of wife jokes posted by male guppies @ GS, lagta hai saray kay saray husbands becharay tang ayaye huway hain biwion say…laikan dartay bee bhot hain!

So on day of judgement, a FARISHTA asked all the men.

“those of you who were afraid of their wives, make line on the LEFT side of the door and those who were not afraid of their wives, male line to the RIGHT side of the door”

everyone but 1 man moved to the line on the LEFT side.

FARISHTA was happy to see at least one man in the line that means he was not afraid of his wife in dunya. He went to the guy and said

“Congratulation. Aaap whid aadmi ho jo BV sai darta nahi tha”

guy goes

“Darna warna tu pata nahi liken dunya main BV nai kaha tha k ager Qayamat k din LEFT wali line main gaeey tu aa ker tangeen toor doon gi”

[KKF]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@Decent_6Chora

So on day of judgement, a FARISHTA asked all the men.

“those of you who were afraid of their wives, make line on the LEFT side of the door and those who were not afraid of their wives, male line to the RIGHT side of the door”

everyone but 1 man moved to the line on the LEFT side.

FARISHTA was happy to see at least one man in the line that means he was not afraid of his wife in dunya. He went to the guy and said

“Congratulation. Aaap whid aadmi ho jo BV sai darta nahi tha”

guy goes

“Darna warna tu pata nahi liken dunya main BV nai kaha tha k ager Qayamat k din LEFT wali line main gaeey tu aa ker tangeen toor doon gi”

yaaraa, joke kaa version badal kar uskii reRh lagaa di. uffooo…!!!

[phoenixdesi]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@Decent_6Chora

So on day of judgement, a FARISHTA asked all the men.

“those of you who were afraid of their wives, make line on the LEFT side of the door and those who were not afraid of their wives, male line to the RIGHT side of the door”

everyone but 1 man moved to the line on the LEFT side.

FARISHTA was happy to see at least one man in the line that means he was not afraid of his wife in dunya. He went to the guy and said

“Congratulation. Aaap whid aadmi ho jo BV sai darta nahi tha”

guy goes

“Darna warna tu pata nahi liken dunya main BV nai kaha tha k ager Qayamat k din LEFT wali line main gaeey tu aa ker tangeen toor doon gi”

:Dthat is why i moved to the left line right away…

[phoenixdesi]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@KKF

if Pakistan can't beat WI, the team has to pack up and head back to 'boot camp' in Pakistan. :D

tum india kee fikar karo....boss you guys lost in NZ, in south africa, in england and in Australia....:D i mean intiha hai....har jaga har jatay ho...:)

[KKF]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@phoenixdesi

tum india kee fikar karo....boss you guys lost in NZ, in south africa, in england and in Australia....:D i mean intiha hai....har jaga har jatay ho...:)

tab kii chhoRo...ab kii socho! :)

ham ne energy drink pee liyaa hai aur 'hare thothe' kaa injection le liyaa hai...ab koii taaqat haraa nahiiN saktii...btw, we are:

2015 CWC Champs! :)

[Howzat_1]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

God forbid me if Pak lose the game than 1st time I’ll use my power in cricketnama

[1212]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

haris sohail--- might open the innings.

[1212]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

whats your guys take on Younis khan being in XI

[ehsan]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@1212

haris sohail--- might open the innings.

Haris has said he is ready to play in any position. Does he open for his team back home?

[GoldenAsif]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@Zero_one

Sir ji tuwaddi majj nay saddey phathey kha lay nay ..... Hun ya tay assi 2 din oda dodh chowa'n gay, ya tussi sanoo'n 20kg phathey deo :D

Instead of writing 10th or 13th match (sorry but it is really useless information!), I suggest you mention the date instead in your thread title

At first glance I misread it as 10th March and 13th March!!

(ps. date more important than match no. ;))

[1212]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@ehsan

Haris has said he is ready to play in any position. Does he open for his team back home?

Not sure what position he plays( in domestic cricket) but I heard on some Pakistani news channel that he spent extra time in the nets and mgmt is considering him as an option to open.

I dont think they will drop Younis so they will do whatever they can to make room for him.

[GoldenAsif]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

I will do a dharna against zero one in London if we lose this game...all petitions are welcome :)

[Ethan_Hunt]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

I will do a dharna against zero one in London if we lose this game...all petitions are welcome :)

you have my charpai

[Decent_6Chora]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

Kia mazaq hai yaar. Game starts at 2pm my time. i'll be at work :(

btw, my playing eleven is

1. Ahmed
2. Sarfaraz
3. Maqsood
4. Misbah
5. Haris
6. Umer
7. Afridi
8. Wahab Riaz
9. Yasir Shah
10. Sohail
11. Irfan

If batting first, play with Miandad's school of thought. Break whole inning to session instead of looking at final target

• 40 in 10 overs (with 0 wicket down)
• 100 in 25 overs (with no more than 2 wickets)
• 200 in 40 overs (with no more than 4 wickets)
• Go crazy in last 10 and get 80-100 runs. Anything over that will be bonus (with min 6 wickets in hands)

[ehsan]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

I will do a dharna against zero one in London if we lose this game...all petitions are welcome :)

I will join you.

[ehsan]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

Kia mazaq hai yaar. Game starts at 2pm my time. i'll be at work :(

btw, my playing eleven is

1. Ahmed
2. Sarfaraz
3. Maqsood
4. Misbah
5. Haris
6. Umer
7. Afridi
8. Wahab Riaz
9. Yasir Shah
10. Sohail
11. Irfan

If batting first, play with Miandad's school of thought. Break whole inning to session instead of looking at final target

• 40 in 10 overs (with 0 wicket down)
• 100 in 25 overs (with no more than 2 wickets)
• 200 in 40 overs (with no more than 4 wickets)
• Go crazy in last 10 and get 80-100 runs. Anything over that will be bonus (with min 6 wickets in hands)

Big boost to Pakistan's chances.

[Decent_6Chora]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

Couple of days before game Pakistani Players hanging out with West Indian players in Christchurch

[1212]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

Song for Shahid Afridi By Star Sports for his Bad Performance in World Cup Match against India - Video Dailymotion

[SID_NY]

Re: Pakistan vs. West Indies @ Hagley Oval, Christchurch CWC 2015 10th. Match

@1212

Song for Shahid Afridi By Star Sports for his Bad Performance in World Cup Match against India - Video Dailymotion

wut a waste of immense talent!