Re: PAK v ENGLAND series
Rumors are that PCB is planning to hire an ABCD broadcasting coach who will transmit the live feed over to GupShup members for a paltry price of weekly trips to Paris and France as well as an immediate arrangement and the minor incentive of cash award of $100,000 per week as a bonus besides the monthly salary, with both these amounts need to be paid upfront with high-maintenance perks followed thereafter. Both Bablu and Aloo has spoken very highly of him in private meetings behind closed doors in the presence of Mullahs from Tableeghi-Jamat from around the world, with the latter giving a green signal to initiate this process. Name of the above individual is not revealed to protect the innocent and guilty.
The above message has been brought to you by the friends and family of the chamcha-geeri committee of Pakistan. A committee whom you can completely trust with your entire life savings' worth of policies and a beautiful match made in heaven where chamchays are hired by the dozen every minute.
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Signed = Waheed Khan