I remmeber years ago my cousins came to Pakistan from England, i was told to look after them, they were just a little boy about 14 and a girl about 10 years old, and my mother and father told me to take care of them when we went out.
I’d always been the soldier type so i said Okay not realising how different the kids had been brought up. For a start they were both a little bit fat, and it was really awkward taking them around becuase it was easy to see they were valeyti 
I remmeber one night they ran to me screaming… thier parents had gone somewhere for the evening and they left the kids to sleep indoors, while i slept outside with my rifle in the havelli. I asked them whats the matter you should be asleep. I was really worried becuase they were both scared really badly and i thought there was a fire or something.
I remmeber little Sulieman crying and telling me " Papaa Jee, uthe kaamre vich koi cheese hain?! 
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So off i went with loaded gun, on the way i asked him what it was, sometimes they would wake me up becuase they saw big spiders of scorpions and once in a while they would get scared by gecko’s. But this time i heard Sulieman and his sister wailing and moaning, about something horrible and scary that was flying around.
I asked them what do they mean flying thing? At this point even i got a bit worried 
what sort of creature flies thats big and scary like a bhooth or churail? Allah help me i thought so i told them to hold back while i go in thier with a sword instead 
swords can beat anything supernatural i thought
Anyway i found thier room totally empty? I began to think i was the victim of a prank, but they werent faking something had scared the hell outta those kids and they didn’t wanna go back in there. So i waited for a while and then i saw what it was…
Rising from a corner of the room there was aloud buzzing noise and a massive boonde (dung beetle flew acroos the room) To be honest it was hillarious! The way those kids were screaming and all, so i whacked it with the rifle butt and job done told the kids to sleep in peace, and if there were any more flying things wait for them to land then sqaush them! 
Poor Sulieamn he’d never seen a beetle that could fly before! 
now i’m in England too i can’t blame them the biggest (well only beetle) they have here i have seen was a ladybird 
Fying cheez hahahah