janab, schools to har saal band hotay rahtay hayn har jaga, Sindh mai bhi ho gaye to konsi qyamat aa gayee (taking a leaf from the precious book of Mr Qaim Ali Shah’s recent response to Thar crisis).
One of the “best” responses I heard nowadays is “still people voted for PPP in Sindh so now bear with it” (meaning bhugto inhayn, aur 5 saal ka intizaar karo).