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i liked my nick chaaku] 
maiN Khud ko kaise qurbaan karuuNgaa…maiN to apne haath se ulTii chhurii kaise chalaa paauuNgaa…ab to mujhe merii biwi hii “HALAAL” karegii aur pataa hai kaun chhurii pheregaa? qaazii Ji…nikaah kii chhurii se haha:
ulTii chhurii se huaa Halaal, maiN chhoraa Ganga kinaarewaala
khai ke paan banaaras-waalaa, khul jaaye band 'aqal kaa taalaa
phir to aisaa kare dhamaal, seedhii kar de sab kii chaal
o’chhoraa Gangaa kinaare-waalaa 
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