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and after a long day eating Chicken’s Biryani, people were so tired so they planned to take a rest for few moment and in that time they ate apple!too, … now they were ready for eating and can attack on Biryani …
till now CE is winning, she is now doubled the weight and soon she will be wearing ‘shaamiaanay’ (tents clothes) … its now safe to call CE the most moti at GS 
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And the baby had mistakably taken the poison which wasnt digested yet and hence the eater ............phew easily flew up. This one ending is not dramatic
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and then i came to the rescue
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and ce helped esix brush his yellow teeth after the biryani :)
and they all lived happily ever after,
not.
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Soon after eating that baby, Jaanwar realized that there was some poison it his system. From his jungle survival instincts, he knew exactly what to do. Without wasting a minute, he leaned over a large stone, took a deep breath, and lo and behold! out came a deafening fart, and all the poison in his system was expelled in the air. At a bakery nearby, a hotcake got infected with the strong poison in the air - which was far more potent than before it entered the Jaanwar’s system. The hotcake melted and was thrown out in the garbage 
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jaanwar
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The Jaanwar was schezophrenic so he was seeing the bakerys around him. And he simply exploded from all the chemical reactions within his body happening from poison n baby n he as a last hope to survive started to construct stories. That defeaning sound was Jaanwar exploding into pieces.
*Now seeing u have a filthy streak which u bring into every thread. The word i dont even wanna use dat u love using around. Better open a separate thread for contamination , it sounds abusive n is abusive whenever. Cuz not everybody stoops to the lowest level of using that word like u do.
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Thats nice esix u enjoyed dat post. A simple matter of one's taste.
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I am depressed 
I feel like…
ripping one more 
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Janwaar an ATA tht was hilarious, hot cake calm down lov and c’mon Janwaar cant be soo weak,
SU comes back on the horse an picks up all the remaining pieces of jaanwar tht are scattered all over the place, does some kala jadoo an brings him back to life…
hooray the janwaar is back…
Janwaar looks into the horses eyes and falls instantly in lov and says to the horse “kuch kuch hot hai” lov story begins
