OMG lazy daisy and Uncle F are getting a

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:expressionless:

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yeh sentence kuch sahi nahin tha ;)

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kion tumhara uncle nahe hon kiya? sirf ladies ka hon :expressionless:

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nahin mere chacha ho ;)

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:eek:

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han phir theekh he, btw bhains ko chaara dai diya??? aor RAmoo kahan ghaib he? Hukka taza kurna hai mujhai. :frowning:

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khali ladies k ho na ;)

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how do YOU know Jassoosy Wooosssy Are you the solicitor

unckle and I a very happy together…I would NEVER divorce him…not just yet anyway
because I know for certain that he has some money in the bank

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uncle giggling and saying to himself thanks God she doesn’t know about the life insurance policy and offshore accounts managed by Jassossss.

Ohhhh $hit!

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:smiley: :smiley:

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heyyyy:confused:

but ermm

Ohhh…

Daisy goes and gets the bundle of papers shes hidden under her matteress

its the life insurance policy she has taken out on Unkcle Faulker…she’ll get paid a million pounds if something …ehem, unfortunate happens to sear unkcle…it will also pay for his funeral…he will be buried in the back garden

Jassoos is Daisy’s Lawyer…he thought of the plan

they were to run away together with the million pounds and sail off into the sunset on his boat…

Oh my Goodness

Daisy thinks

WE ARE BEING DOUBLE CROSSED BY THAT CROOK JASSOOS

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what!!! but he doesn’t have any boat! he does have a blue plastic barrel which he calls his boat, and one day he told me *when he was high :mudhosh: * that he bought it to get rid of a deadbody! Deadbody of sum1 who will make him filthy rich!

uncle dialing 999

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Daisy hides behind her dear darling unkcle Faulker

if Jassoos comes...he'll get unckle first

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oh great. A couple in here and that too on the brink of break up? How long did it last? lolsss

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:smack:…;chandler is a reporter for the sun…and we haven’t noticed …:eek:

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nah we figured out about Jasoos’s plans to get rid of US. we ain’t getting divorce.

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“extra holes in the barrel, buys some water sankes in case poison doesnt work”

hi Uncle and daisy, how are you, i got a beach house wanna come over for dinner :blush:

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Jassoos yes we'd love too

daisy loads the revolver and hides it away in her sock

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awww, i love you guys

“takes out his zapper.”

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Daisy laughs to herself

she took the battery out of the Zapper