Re: Oh my God! it's Mama!
I played a prank on my cousin once. I was vacationing at my aunt's for the summer. .
My cousin was hooked on Yahoo Pakistan chat. So, i knew what his nick was. So, I logged in on chat from the computer in the basement (same house) and picked a cute sexy name (cute_zeba) and baited him (the only problem was three hundred guys sending me PMs); he eventually took the bait and we talked for two days. I described myself as his dream girl (had prior info) and described to him my prince right. Fk it, I told him short bald and stocky men did it for me. My cousin, who fit the description, was esctatic.
Later that evening he told me about how he had met the perfect girl and was so effusive in her praise that I felt bad. So i ended it like this the next day after some chit chat:
Cousin: hey
ME:I know all about you
cousin (surprised and scared): how?
Me: i just do (and at this point told him personal infor).....
.............
Cousin: Who are you
Me: your hairy cousin reporting from the basement.
I heard footsteps 10 seconds later. Punching followed by strangling.