works fine here..
i'm sure johnd would want to know about this mantar which prevents the jadoogar mods of this forum from seeing the image ;-)
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Ammarr, this face doesn't suit you, at all. I thought you were sailor. Get back in your Casper suit. Thank you.
nope.. 'guest' mode main bhee nahin kaam karr raha hay.. save kerkay msn par bhaij kar dikhao agar tumhaari side par kaam kar raha hay?.. if i am not online, mail it..
pyar maseeha, sabb say bara hay, laakh dawa ki ek dawa hay.
poori ho kar hi rehti hay, pahunchay khuda takk, ye wo duaa hay.
Sajal,
Even a tarzan like me can well understand what you mean.
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I know how jane feels
Its not how you LOOK ,these bache kya jane HOW YOU FEEL ,like biting everybody GGGHHHRRRHHhhh
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Dil ko dekho chehra na dekho
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barque(bijli) yoon akadti hai apne karname pe ke
jaise phir naya hum aashiyaan bana nahi sakte
Pristine bhaiya
mantar wala kaam tau aap ko aata hai.
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Confused
it’s still there.
Let me e-mail it to u though.
Pristine bhaiya
mantar wala kaam tau aap ko aata hai.
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Confused
it’s still there.
Let me e-mail it to u though.
Sajal,
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Are you o.k. you are double posting & dont seem to get my joke
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.What i mean is that image is that of pms ‘feelings’ & not of yourself ,simply.I hope you didnt think otherwise AGAIN!
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thaught also pass on somthing i learnt about Pms since then
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A Smart Man
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that guy is stupid” I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here’s why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that’s 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane.
That’s 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that’s 18,000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That’s 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That’s 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off?
barque(bijli) yoon akadti hai apne karname pe ke
jaise phir naya hum aashiyaan bana nahi sakte
i thougth u were talking abt some Pakistan Navy vessel
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btw is that a friend of urs?
one bad review so far.
Azad Munna
was that a joke or a math problem?
Dont worry about the math.Girls hate math as it is .
Just beware of other women ,just as we will be of you ,but we dont KNOW WHEN * HOW LONG ??Plz solve our simple problem ,& e mail us after god willing sucessfull birthing in nov.about your …mood swing time so we can remain silent for the whole week