my sweet chote se mune se bache...
barho se ase bat nahee karte...
*gives him his feedar..
chalo ja ke apna doodh kahtam karo ...phir candy bad me do ge...
ab rona band kar...
Nia baji dekha aap to really pehngi ho gai hain
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or dekhain aap ne feedar ka nipple bhi theek se band nahi kiya … sara doodh gir gaya
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Or yeh candy ko to mama ne last week nikal diya tha na!!! aap ne wapis rakh liya uss ko???
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or dekhain mei to ro bhi nahi raha. Ab aap ja ker doctor ko apni aankain zaroor dekhain.. shabash baji
–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
my beta free …ap bilkul paga ho gaye ho…lagta hai mujhee ap ko doctor ke pas le ke jana ho ga..yah kaho to pagal khane ka room khali karwa dete ho…apne bete ke liye …
me ne nipple kafi zor se band kia tha beta.. par tum ne khool dia.. buri bat.. chalo ja ke ab safai karoo… warna ap ke ammi se khe ke mar parwo ge..ganda bacha.. bad munda..
pagal khana to ap ko zaroor le ke jao ge..dont worry
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pristineeee bhaiiiii/ uncleeeeeeeee
we need a special pagal khana for freestylla now
–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
salaamz,
hey u know what u all guyz r jelous of us lot !
cheer up girls doesnt matter what they say
coz
any thing u can do we can do better
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we can do anything better than u
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smile***
[This message has been edited by komal (edited July 02, 2001).]
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…
chaar dinn gupshup say door kiya raha, idhar mahaabhaaratt chall gayee hay nia/free ke darmiyaan .. aur comments sunnay ko mill rahay hain ke ye gender biast hay and this and that.
well ACCORDING to history of gupshup’s image gallery (for as long as I have noticed) mr moderator has said this OVER and OVER again in NEUTRAL tone that when a guy launches a thread, its NOT taken as a funny part, and all girls jump on him <no punn intendid, refrain from jokes> and their posts beats the living lights outta him and make him wonder whether he sould even CONTINUE posting or not.. now FEMALE VISITORS, if they post anything, WOW..
then u see: high fives, smooches, “way to go girl”, “you rock!!!” and similar naaray/muzaahiray..
LOL .. pristine, remember the thread that ONCE EXACTLY was posted by a female visitor AND a male visitor about something like a “perfect” man/woman?
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… uff toba,uss dhaagay nay WO aafatt machayee thee ke koee haal nahin hay.
and BY THE WAY, somebody JUST said, girls can do EVERYTHING, EVEN BETTER..
well sorry mr iqbal , ko beech main laana parr raha hay, unn say bhee kisee nay yahi kaha tha ke ‘women can do anything, they can BE anything’. .
mausoof nay muskura karr boll kar sab ki boltee band kar di thee..
his answer was: "yes but they cannot BE a father>
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btw, STILL no1 gave ACTUAL serious reply on MY question posted near the pic? :))..
tell me if female versions of RANDY MAMBULA or NAGIL MANSON were possible? <motocross/f1 all-time champions> …
khair its NOT a place for declaring war against female visitors..
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.. i am SURE how the flying sandles, chimtay, bailann, gamlay, and sill-ke-battay can strike.. =)
meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
meiN nay suna that kay her kamiab aadmi kay peechay eik aurat ka haath hota hai. yeh pagal aadmi kay peechay kis ka haath hai 
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someone mentioned that girls can do anything better. hmmmmm…I wanted to ask one question. I guess I should leave it there
DO ya aur ziyaada aurton ka..
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
Yar Confused mian, kahan thay aap.
Mujhay akela medan-e-karzar mei chorr ker ghaib ho liyay!!
Now its a official war zone between me and Nia. No one and I mean no one (Admin is an exception) can stop me now and not a single chacha mama can stop nia to hit me with her danda. I think she is under ground some where, gathering back up and new ammo (Gali, Goli and Gas).
So please stay with me, as now izzat of male baradari is in your and my hands.
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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
yar hamm to neutralizer aur KABHI kabhaar catalyst ke torr par istimaal kiyay jaanay waalon main say hain ahmar miyan ..
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waisay aapus ki baat hay, nia beta ke jo danda parta hay to wo jaisay cartoons main dikhaatay hain na ? tweeties sarr ke girdd chakkarz kaat-ti huee? wesi hi situation taari ho jaati hay banday par.. eemaan say, nia ko EK baar bongi keh kar dekh lain, JO jhootay ki saza wo meri ..
faints laughing and leaves ahmar at nia’s rahaim-o-karamm
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
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confuse bhai u should be on my side
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..khair its ok i can handle 20 of like him
ha bhai puttar free.. i told u not to be too free with me..warna mar kahe ga
freestylla>>Auntie yeh PAGA kya hota hai?? pehlay yeh to batain?? Aap akeli bethi hui apnay mental asylum ke room mai, apni pehngi pehngi aankhon ko ghooma ghooma ker yeh kis kasam ki beemariyan eejad kerti rehti hain?? Agar aap aisay hi kerti rahin to aap ko doctor ghar nahi aanay de ga ..acha!!!
my gosh..dekho to is ka demage pura kirab ho gaya.. normal bando ko pagal kheta hai…
*calling 911
freestylla>>Array nahi aap to bas nipple hath main pakrr ker or apni aankhaen ghooma ghooma ker yeh samajh rahi theen keh nipple ghoom raha hai Or Pristine bhai theek kehtay thay keh aap BI JAMALO Hain, logon ki jhooti jhooti batain kerti hain unn ki ammiyon se..
somenoe needs to hit on your head.. let me do the honor..
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ab to eenak bhe lagwane parhe ge.. is ko.. nazar bhe nahee ata… bechara…
frrstylla>>Agar aap ne apni poorani yadaen taza kernay jana hai to zaroor jain magar mujh becharay mashoom se bachay ka kay qashoor hai mashoom si boothi wala icon
masoom.. aur ap…na ji na… dunya da wada badmash
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… mere yadeen koi nahe hai waha pe..albata jab ap tashreef le ke jao ge waha to zaroor ban jaye ge
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confuse bhai… NO REHAM FOR HIM ANYMORE..
aur ap us ke side lena band karee..warna to me ap se bat nahe karo ge roothane wala icon
and
neah beta.. side main behnon ke kharay honay main khatra rehta hay .. kehti to side-kick hay, parr kick KAR bhee deti hain aur baad main chota sa moonh bisore ker kehti hain ke ‘zorr say to nahin lagi?’ uss waqt baray bhai bari mushkil main hotay hain ke bolay to pitay ke wah ji wah, zara sa khiyal nahin kar saktay behnon ki kicks aur maar nahin kha saktay aur NA kahain to phir to aaafattt
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.. kyoonke phir dard hota rehta hay..
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
nice post mate
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the safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket
Mate Im in all sorts of trouble here and you are congrating me…
Shall I count you on my side … or in my way??
–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–
i guess donon?
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.. rizwan miyan hain yar.. AGAR boll paray to JISKI way main huee uski to bay-intihaa gandi kar daalaingay aur .. agar nahin bolay …then well in good..
and ahmar miyan, mangni ki anghooti MAIN wapis lay kar jayoonga?
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.. buhat khoob.. do i look like a postman to u? <who—me’s style**–>** shows his matha to free does it say i am a postman?
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
freestylla bota free na ho.. mere weight ke fikar chor apne fikar kar.. kahe dande na parhwa do admin bhai ko keh ke.. ilzam kia ho ga.. nia se panga..
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confuse bhai…chup not a word now ok shush shabash..one more word i will send ******** over
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bhabi
bohooooooooooooooooooo..
i am so scared?
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bhabis, i KNOW they are a scary thought.. but oh well..
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.. that is the BEST u were gonna do? ch ch ch ch ch.. i was expecting MORE serious tortures like a broken laptop computer, a 286 desktop or MAKING me call a tech support line..
ch ch ch ch ch.. your custom title should be changed yara.. cuz idhar to changapann UROOJ par aa giya hay
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..
confuse bhai.. samhajte nahe hai ap..
first… shareef se dhamki
bad me..hath pao torne wali dhamki
phir bhe nahee to bomb se urha dene wali
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and bomb wali paki wali
BOMB ki specs bataao? imagines her going ALL huffing and puffing by now ..
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nahin nia beta, jiss banday nay AAPKA nick suggest kiya ho, wo AISEE cheezon say to ATLEAST nahin ‘dhamkay’ ga..
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.. billi nay shair ko SABB kuch sikhaaya tha, darakhtt parr charhna nahin..
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meray khuda, mujhay wo taab-e-nay-nawaayee day,
main chup rahoon bhee to naghma mera sunaayee day…
chalakk na jayoon kaheen main, wujood say apnay,
hunarr diya hay to phir zarf-e-kibriyayee day..
mujhay kamaal-e-sukhann say nawaaznay waalay,
sama’aaton ko bhee zoq-e-aashanayee day..