New terror entrants — Business is booming

[Geezer]

Re: New terror entrants — Business is booming

@Amal

Pakistan has become the Silicon Valley of terrorism open to everyone. From established multinationals to startups, the facility is available for launching, franchising, outsourcing and freelancing every kind of jihad. The amazing menu of facilities — available in this Silicon Valley where plenty of ready-made jihadi models are provided to newbies free of cost — includes unlimited religious and political support as well. Following strict international business norms, the state interferes only to facilitate the burgeoning business of terror and makes sure that there is no red-tapism of law and order hindering the growth of jihadists.

Ahrarul Hind and Jaish-e-Usama are two relatively new terror outfits who have started their activities in the country. Ahrarul Hind recently attacked district courts in Islamabad while Jaish-e-Usama killed two truck drivers carrying Nato supplies into Afghanistan.

I am also thinking to launch a jaish — Jaish-e-GS **
Recruiting now. Hurry up!!! Limited Administrative positions available.

P.S. Foreign funding is welcome.**

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