That’s it nobody move!
No one is leaving this site!
some breaking news just in…
Apparently my pet spider has gone on the run!
Nazz you better not leave mate i think you should stay till the public inquiry is complete. I think all this emotion just finally got to my pet spider.
All he ever does is sit in hus tub watching the computer on my desk. He read this thread and it must have gave him some bad ideas.
If anybody has seen a spider about a fist in size, sandy coloured trim, and squeeks when running… capable of very fast speeds.
He is a tropical Camel spider and has a nasty bite, he may even have a tase for penguins, snakes, baboons even tasmanian devils…basically he’ll chomp anything.
Kepp all doors and windows locked! Ring me the moment you see him.
Dont try to confront him but ask him for a copy of his silk passport… if he tries anything take him out with oranges, he especiallylikes the peel.
Please don’t let him sit next to a television or computer becuase he gets bad ideas from watchingth news.
He is also a fan of loud music.
He has no suicidal tendancies but after reading this thread who knows what he might do. If you see him squashed you’ll know it becuase he always made a mess!
Ooh my poor pet Mullah Octa! Where are you!
Oh i just hope he don’t get onto a plane in some bannas! Last time he did this the cops bought him back from a supermarket!