Re: Name a Guppy..
Haaw, tujhay to aag lag gayi. Sar gaya tu! Le paani pi. :mirch:
Ab sun meri baat. It is bad enough k teri zenani koi kumm shumm nayi kar di kaar da. Therefore, you are professional butler of your glass-mahal, always cooking this and cleaning that. Then you are too much proud of so-called independence of the domestic arts that you are instilling in your kids. So how can you be that inept and lazy that you cannot even scrub your own toilets? Gal hoyi na! 
Point “number two” (pun fully intended): Shareef lauki apnay kaar ich ki gayi chit nu aapay saaf kar de ne, apnay toilets aapay saaf karde ne. Ainu kehnday ne independence. Not the sham of independence and character you are teaching your kids. Use your muscles to scrub your toilets, not to take arm wrestling pangay with people like a 10-year-old. Tu meray support system nu chadd. Apnay support system nu vekh where you have a lazy wifey at home and jawaan bachay and bulging thigh-ceps and still can’t clean own toilet. Bayghairataa nira! 