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what about a female version 
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Bandoosta… you party pooper…trust Mr Bush to ruin my life!
Lajawab… I may have to pay for your service…its all halaal and you give percentage of your profits to ethical causes dont you?
Hiccup.. I reckon stalkers are anti Brit..a bit like Najim
Aishaaa2.1… Hmmmnnnnn… HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW???
Captain Lota.. you have captain Loti..you dont count…unless you get rid of 'er
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Ms Daisy, Loti's the one stalking me. Its a chain of stalkers. She stalk me. I stalk you. You stalk your cat and so on.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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stalking a cat is hard work
ever tried it?
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I hope to pick up some tips while i stalk you.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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i volunteer come n stalk me if u wnat.. u won't be disappointed.. bet!
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ImranQ…you cant come into MY thread and hijack it
Im the one that missing a stalker..what if any potential stalkers choose you over me!
any way Im in business meeting with Captain Lota who will take time off stalking for Orange flavoured coffee
what a bizarre combo
I think he’s too wierd to be my stalker…he frightens me!
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Orange flavoured coffee rocks :grumpy: It tastes just like Terry’s chocolate orange.
:yummy:
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Terrys chocolate orange doesnt taste of coffee
anyway dont try and change the subject
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Orange flavoured coffee: cocoa + orange
Terrys Chocolate Orange: cocoa + orange
Ms Daisy. Please do not diss my coffee
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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**My Dear Miss Daisy,
i.e. Madam Courtesy.**
i’m ure stalker, but wait i have other appiontments too 
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why was my reply deleted!?! 
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the admins deleted pcg's personal attack and also the responses... and ur too cute for words.
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^hey stud. oh really? well, that's not cool.