My Reply to Nigerian Scam Letter

Re: My Reply to Nigerian Scam Letter

Boy am I a little disappointed. :( It's been more than 24 hours since I sent my reply to my new dear friend Richard. He said **"If you are
capable and know that you will truly and honestly help me, write me
now, time is no more on my side." *
* He also told me how "urgently" he awaited my reply.

Yet, I have heard nothing from him. I guess I will have to cancel my trip from home (Karachi, of course :) ) to Paris. Soon, I will again start stressing about how to help my Liberian uncle figure out how to sneak his $22 million out of the country.

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MV, after this gem, i must offer u a kurta shalwaar since u are beginning to speak more urdu than some of my cousins :smiley:

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Pir ji, he deserve a dhooti and a chaddar

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or lungi banyan

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although he may be a banka and need a choori daar pajama and achkan

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Fraudia and Kaleem: You guys broke my Urdu to English translator. :mad: Maybe you are speaking pigeon Urdu. Please speak in classical Urdu from now on using the Karachi dialect.

Trying to figure out what you are calling me has given me a tremendous sar dard.

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Richard has no time to read such Long winded letters , eiter you are a victim of the SCAM OR you are SCUM.
:slight_smile:

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I will be traveling to paris aswel on the 18th :smiley:

  • remembers: man wit red rose in lapel and clown suit* :hehe:

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I recieved a similiar letter to this one yesterday. These guys think of everything. :rolleyes:

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^^ omg!!! we got the exact same letter in our mail addressed to my dad !!! we even recieve a lottery ticket copy…i called up my dad in pakistan and asked him if he had ever played a lottery in london or something and he said he didnt remember. i actually did make the phone call:blush: and got a messed up number …was disconnected i think …hehe:blush:

Re: My Reply to Nigerian Scam Letter

Here is another one of these letters. I just XXed out my last name from it .

Attention:XXXXXXX Please Reply Urgent.

I am Mr. Nana Yaw, the Offshore Payment Officer at the (Hallmark Bank Plc Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan) and close friend to late Mr. Mohammed XXXXXXX from your country.

In my files I discovered that my customer abandoned sum of US$18.5 Million (Eighteen million Five Hundred Thousand United states Dollars) in our Bank Hallmark Bank Plc Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan. On a record before my department I was made to know that on the 1st of June 2001, him and his family were involved in a car accident along Kumasi-Aburi Express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace your name as his relatives because he is from same country with you.

Since I got information about his death, My office has been expecting his next of kin to come over and make claim of this money which is currently deposited in our custody because the Hallmark Bank Plc Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan cannot release it directly to me or any other person unless somebody applies for the release of it as next of kin to the deceased as indicated in our mutual agreement (Between the Deceased and the Hallmark Bank Plc Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan)unfortunately his supposed next of kin died along with him at the Fatal auto crash.

It therefore upon discovery the ugly news that I now decided to make business with you to direct you on how to apply with this office (Hallmark Bank Plc Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan) to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my friend before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank. The equest of a foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that my customer was a foreigner and the next of kin died been the wife died alongside with him and also a citizen of Côte d'Ivoire Abidjan cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two year now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country so that the proceeds of this account valued at USD$18.5 million can be paid to you and then you and l can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please endeavour to contact me immediately through my private and confidential Email Address as indicated: [email="[email protected]"][email protected]
Tel: +225-08256289.

Expecting a positive response soonest.

Sincerely Yours,

Mr Nana Yaw.
Tel : +225-08256289
E-mail: [email="[email protected]"][email protected]

Hallmark Bank Plc

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hahaha. Good one man.!

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I hadn't received that stuff for quite a while now. I think it had been more than 6 months.

And today I got another one as a private message on virtualtourist. :D

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And we all know how gushup is the first port of call for all Nigerians. Good one MV.

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hmm Concubine hmmmm :love:

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Didn’t they ask for your bank account number (for transfer of money “offcours” :hehe: ) in the email?