Re: My friend's mangeetar keeps getting poked..
Agreed. It is a very serious matter. You see every poke should come with a general disclaimer:
*"This poke is defined as an asexual jab with a stick of 20 meter in lenght where the woman is wearing a shuttle-cock burqa surrounded by 20 men of her family. This poke has been deemed acceptable by her brother, father, grandfather, chacha, mama and the cousin that has a secret crush on her."
If this poke is meant in a sexual manner, you are a kafir and need to burn in hell for such actions.*