Murphys Laws

Re: Murphys Laws

  • When you want them to walk they will want to be carried :frowning:
  • The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness. :crying:
  • The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.* (Oh yes)*
  • The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it. (My kid just proved this law :mad:)
  • The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
  • The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have. (Ask me about it :bummer:)
    *]The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning. (SO VERY TRUE)