Re: Murphys Laws
- When you want them to walk they will want to be carried

- The intensity of the tantrum is directly proportional to the amount of people around to witness.

- The louder you speak and the more you repeat something is inversely proportional to the amount of information taken in.* (Oh yes)*
- The more preparation time for the meal the less likely a child is to eat it. (My kid just proved this law
) - The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
- The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have. (Ask me about it
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*]The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning. (SO VERY TRUE)