Mughl e Azam's Harem

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I can understand that Akbar was quenching his tharak probably everyday with a diff woman - and even if we count 300 wives only, that means that any particular woman is only going to have sex, once a year. This is extremely pathetic and sadist. These are some of the reasons I hate Mughal emperors. I cant think of a single thing in Indo-Pak history that added value to this region because of these guys.

Oh no wait, we did get a huge amount of nude/semi-nude mughal art where the king is resting against a woman of double D chest or trying to mount her. We had our Hugh Hefners even before Hugh Hefner was born. Take that Playboy.

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:rotfl: I never read such kharre kharre comments for Mughal art.

PS: I’m impressed with the calculation of number time a particular woman could get qurb of Maha bali :smiley:

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yeh kaun saa Khutba hai? lol Khutba-e-sadaarat?

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yes, shaitaan ke ghar meN aksar wali bhii huaa karte haiN and i do NOT mean Wali Deccani, the famous Urdu shaa'ir! :D

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Khutba in Juma prayers. I think Akbar was extra religious and used to call religious scholars for discussing different issues. This was due to this extra exposure that he could find a way to Deen e Ilahi :)

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yes think of it from women's point of view. I mean for how long you can sit in an indoor pond in see through clothes with few other desperate girls, eating grapes, with Harp playing in background, and waiting for the stud muffin (AKA Maha Bali) to show up for you.

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:eek: aap ke Aurangzeb ke bare main ye khayalaat sun kar mujhe Shafeeqa Zia ul Haq ke Hazrat Zia ul Haq ke bare main khayalaat yaad aa gae..‘Jis din Bhutto ko phansi hui, Unhe (Zia) ko kuch pata nahin tha aur jab unhe pata chala to wo phoot phoot kar roye’ :bummer:

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hmmm...achchhaa...vo musalmaan jis ne deen-e-Ilaahii phailaanaa chaahii? agar Hazrat Mujaddid Alf-e-Saanii Sarhindii ko Allah na bhejtaa to le Dooba thaa yeh murtad musalmaanoN ko aur Islam ko...i'm unable to control my anger...sorry!

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Were those begmaat that naik o shareef to wait for Mahabali for a year? They might got some alternate sources ;)

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Carry on KKF. No worries. Are you sure, Akbar took serious steps to spread Deen e Ilahi?

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Unique wali thaa, bhai maar sakta thaa, baap ko kaid kar sakta thaa, aur torture ke kai naye tarike bhi ijaad kare thay:D

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Baqol Ghair Darbari Historian : Na to usne koi namaz choRi, na kisi bhai ko ChoRa :D

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and then Mahabali would find that out, cut the head of the lover, put it inside a glass jar, and place it in that wife's bedroom for her to see everyday. Justice served :D

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TLK bhai may be he was worth waiting for..............:D

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Mughal badshaho ki tasveerein laga kar hi kai ayurvedic aur unani dawaiyan bechi jaati hai

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Don't tell me they did modelling for Hakeem Luqman's products :)

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:hehe: kaha jata hai ke kuchh to khate hoge ye badshah jo itni shadiyan karlete the…:smiley:

then name of the drug pop ups and fir kehte hain ke issi dawa ki wajahse…:blush:

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According to book "aaahoo" by historian "Firenze" .. Akbar was doing 300`some.

Take that earth & aliens.

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haha. Good one dude :hehe:

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We can only hope :D

Was that book called Letters to Penthouse?