Missing couple: eloped? married? ran away? or in hospital

Re: Missing couple: eloped? married? ran away? or in hospital

One has currently gone fishing in the island of lesbos and will be in lahore to get his annual jihad training, the other is probably smitten with some pinup gal from Baltimore, standing outside her house in the rain with a boombox blaring "in your eyes" ala john cusak.