Funny name, you’d say. “Miranda”. Was it a congresswoman? I mean, how amusing to hear the same sentence again and again in movies and TV serials in the last scene when the good cop FINALLY arrests the bad guy.
“You have a right to remain silent. Any thing you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attoerney. If you can’t afford one, one will be appointed for you…” blah blah…
And I started thinking, how cops would feel saying the same thing again and again. And what do they REALLY want to say. The Miranda Rights As Cops Would Really Like To Read Them…
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No, I don’t care who you are.
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No, I don’t care who you know.
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Yes… you DO pay my salary.
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Yes… you CAN have my job.
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No, I don’t have anything better to do.
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Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
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No, I am not picking on you because you are _____________
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No, I can’t give you a break.
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No, I don’t know your friend, Officer ______.
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Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
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Yes, I’m sure you will never do it again.
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No, we can’t talk about it.
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Yes, it DOES make me happy.
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Yes, you WILL see me in court
Why don’t we have Miranda rights in Pakistan?
We want them. Right?
Do you have any experience in this…? 
Don’t Blame me…
C’est La Vie