(Merged)Happy Birth Day James_Bhaand, Uncle Stalker

Uncle_Stalker · November 7, 2006, 4:56pm

Re: Happy Birth Day James_Bhaand, Uncle Stalker

aisaa rookha pheeka HAPPY BIRTHDAY
jaisay kissi nay zabardasti gunpoint pay kaha hoo
Na koi flower na shlower na cake na shake

Mairee taraf say bhi - Shukriyaa :baian:

confused · November 7, 2006, 4:57pm

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yar khuda ko maanain, ye umar hay unke shake karnay ki?

tsk tsk tsk .. aap kailay aur mujray ki waja say kuch ziyada excited ho gaye hain ..:LB:

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 4:57pm

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aap churee kahreed ke dein na

Uncle_Stalker · November 7, 2006, 4:59pm

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abay woo khud meethi churri hay
kaat laitaa hay aur pata bhi nahi chaltaa

Waisay aap ko kyaa kaat’na hay churri say ?

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:00pm

Re: Happy Birth Day James_Bhaand, Uncle Stalker

laahol wilaaquwatt! ham isi tone ke sath aap say zabaan ki farmaayish kartay huay kaisay lagaingay

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:01pm

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^did u watch umraoo jaan

some effects r visible

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:01pm

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AYEEEE!!

yaar ye game sahi nahi hay . . . aap hamaari gun hila kar shikaar bhagaaye day rahay hain ham nahi khailaingay

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:01pm

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apkey salgira ka cake katna hai

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:02pm

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my background is from lucknow.

explains 20% of the jokes

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:03pm

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amitabh ki tarah pants ki side say talwaar nikaaling

oh .. ham to iss say pata nahi kiya kiya,

kaat chuke hain..

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:03pm

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and who said u can joke

im form tobatexin

arshad5 · November 7, 2006, 5:03pm

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Happy Birthday:)

So Uncle Stalker is James_Bhaand

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:04pm

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kia apney pants ke side???

Uncle_Stalker · November 7, 2006, 5:05pm

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ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

That was a spelled and Pronuounced a LITTLE differently back in the university

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:05pm

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ji.. apni+pehni huee pants..

jootay ki nok main ek choti si QAMCHI fit hay, plus pants main ek adad pistol aur ek adad ‘shamsheer’ rakhtay hain..

nawwaabi shaan ka taqaaza hay

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:07pm

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moonh mai paan bhi gaaa

aur pairon mai khussa…curlon waala

Uncle_Stalker · November 7, 2006, 5:08pm

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lukhnow main khussa nahi hota thaa
Saleem Shahi jooti hoti thee

confused · November 7, 2006, 5:11pm

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lucknow main non-curly shoes hotay thay .. uni-feet waalay .. adal badal kar donon pairon ke liyay same design..

moonh main paan, aur paan rakhnay ke liay nafees baTwa.. dual-paired threads ka .. ek jori thread khainchnay say khulta, doosray pair say band honay wala..

kurtay ke buttons saamnay ke bajaaye side main, aur ooper ke button ke bajaaye lace..

sighz

Krypton · November 7, 2006, 5:13pm

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waah kiaa shaaaan haii apkeeey…urduu kat o jawab naii…sareyy samaj aye hai mujee

US./..kia aap lucknow sey hain

Uncle_Stalker · November 7, 2006, 5:14pm

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jee i am from # 47
In front of Iqbal Foods