Matrimonial ADS

Pyaari124 · September 12, 2005, 3:31am

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I have seen ads before…but I would laugh at their pics mostly…this is just so funny …

by the way what were u doing on shaadi.com??? :nahnah:

Goliko · September 12, 2005, 3:46am

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Uneducated Lower Class(Half of Indian Population)Indians....Brain washed by Hindi Filmi stories & songs...

rimsh_1 · September 12, 2005, 3:34pm

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iamdead:

 
She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
 
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
 
i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
 
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
 
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
 
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE
THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
 
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the “ok syndrome” again)
Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good boy. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purish)
 
I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
 
hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ..
 
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)
i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.
 
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
 

OMG
Thanks iamdead, i haven’t laughed this hard in so long.
Man! these are priceless

PakistaniAbroad · September 12, 2005, 6:33pm

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[quote]
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
[/quote]

i think he's looking for an appliance with an extended warranty..

funguy · September 12, 2005, 6:44pm

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" She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister…"

why this rquirement…it doesn’t even make any sense.

suroor_ca02 · September 12, 2005, 6:48pm

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^ for watta satta shadi perhaps?

Meem · September 12, 2005, 6:50pm

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Orpheus · September 12, 2005, 10:48pm

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[quote="iamdead

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever,

She should be good looking and should have a service.

i want a girl with no drinks

she would be called the woman of the lamp

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me

I want one girl who love me or my mother. . THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service

to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

[/QUOTE"]

Mehnaz · September 12, 2005, 10:54pm

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What's sad is that there are genuine people on these matrimonial websites who are searching online for whatever personal reasons they may have. Such fakers only make a mockery of the whole system.

Sara516 · September 13, 2005, 12:18am

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I wanna get married

Goliko · September 13, 2005, 1:18am

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Now tell me whatever personal reason u think of???Site is for SHAADI…& these guys seem to be damn serious…other then having a very poor English,…How many times any person would like to sell him or herself over the net???..

Mehnaz · September 13, 2005, 1:26am

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Goliko, do you honestly believe that every single matrimonial ad on these matrimonial sites are genuine and legit?

Goliko · September 13, 2005, 2:20am

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^ Who says EVERY SINGLE ONE???It is really bad to make fun of others feelings,especially when they are not able to express it in a Foreign Language..

Mehnaz · September 13, 2005, 2:38am

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Where have I made fun Goliko? I simply was highlighting that there are a lot of fake people on these matrimonial websites who do indeed ruin it for those who are genuinely looking.

system · September 13, 2005, 7:16am

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^Yes, that's true.

some put up an ad, just as a joke, to pass time or something and then there are the more dangerous ones, that actually start harrasing other people who have serious adds.

ashtray · September 13, 2005, 8:52am

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Goliko, zakham abhi taaza hae.

Goliko · September 13, 2005, 10:27pm

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^ Foolish Foolish....