There ARE no funny reasons 
we take our fights seriously 
Well the last one was when I got irriated by something really petty and he called me a ‘cheet’ -punjabi (cheent in Urdu)
His explanation: when you cook something and a cheent of hot oil gets you totally off guraded and you are like whoa where did that come from? that’s exactly how you are, you get flared over nothing and me baychara thinks, what did I even say to get this reaction 
I kept a straight face ofcourse and told him off, but later I confessed that he was right. thanks to my honest confession 'cheet is my new nick 