Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

[Mirch]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@Monk

Has an uneven belly button.

Reason I am asking this question is, that some time you see poor kids on canals in summer.
Some have funny looking belly button.

What if your wife is from the same lot ???

This question kept me up last night… gave me shivers in my spine.

Please help.

What if she has small horns under all those hair on her head ? How would you deal with that ? What if she is a pichal paree(her feet are twisted inward) ? What if she has a tail ? Kids in some countries are born with tail all the time.
There are so many things to worry about.

[KiteRunner]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

Erm divorce, obviously. How is even possible to live with such a freak?

[queer]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

not disturbing at all that you check out bellybuttons on kids in canals...

but if your wifey has bizarronavel, use a bandaid. duct tape works in a pinch too.

[Antumul_alona]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

tu tum usss hee canals main jump ker k suicide ker laina :)

:D

[Nutwer]

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Monk my Brotha

…take her to the plumber…

[Doppleganger]

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I dont believe a man has to lead his life with his wife's belly button. Or has he?

Hey who am I to judge his fetishes?

[BlueBells]

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You'll do just fine.

Your body isn't perfectly symmetrical anyway.

[system]

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There is a huge divorce brigade here on GS

[Hadeel]

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Its been so long since the red posted and i was wondering why. Makes sense now.

[Naabigh]

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c'mon , r u buying the best cut of the meat - which needs to be even from every side , so you can make some lovely pasanDe...

[Naabigh]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@Nutwer

Monk my Brotha

…take her to the plumber…

and make sure - he uses good imported quality plug so she wont leak , when she drinks too much water

[Sannan]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@Monk

Has an uneven belly button.

Reason I am asking this question is, that some time you see poor kids on canals in summer.
Some have funny looking belly button.

I never see

[Eshal_Raza]

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@Decent_6Chora

tu tum usss hee canals main jump ker k suicide ker laina

[Gina]

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Ask her to take a picture and mail it to you before marrying her...

[rolla_coaster]

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oh look monkk

[MissChievous]

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I suddenly feel sick leaves thread with immediate effect

[Monk]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@Nutwer

Monk my Brotha

…take her to the plumber…

brother man

I was thinking about taking her to circus

@Sannan

I never see

jee

aap ko imran khan ki dhuni dekhny sy furset milay to app gareebon per dehan deen

@Gina

Ask her to take a picture and mail it to you before marrying her…

jee bismillah kareen.. you know my email address ?

[funky_nails]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

post a pic....

[Monk]

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Whadya mean by an uneven bellybutton? Are you talking about whether she's an innie or an outie?

@hareem01

well look at the bright side, an outie can be washed and cleaned easily.

Now I am going to have one more sleep less night.... :(
ewwww hareem you learning gross stuff from GS....

[Monk]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@funky_nails

post a pic....

No..