Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

[Monk]

Re: Marriage Nightmare. What if your wife..

@Marmalade

You know Monk, there’s not just a weird bellybutton to worry about. Your future wife could have psoriasis, eczema, skin discolouration, birthmarks, burns, stretchmarks, breasts that are different sizes, cellulite, knobby knees etc. which you cannot normally see. You probably won’t find out about it until after you’re married. Does it scare you?

That don’t scare me..

Look at the bright side.. its like being with two different women at same time