Maple Syrup Diet

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@hitchki

Or try the Straving AFricans Diet. You Eat nothing for breakfast. Fo lunch you run 4 miles to your locl well (and back, no getting a taxi or cheating guys)

and for dinner you chomp on the remains of your last baichari dead-of-dehydration cow.

Remember kids, this diet is high in protein and low on sugary carbs.
repeat daily

Or until you are hospitalised.

Hitchki, have I ever told you how fabulous I think you are?

Because if I haven’t, I’m so sorry. This was a horrible oversight on my part.

I have to go recover from my laughing fit now. Excuse me.