Batman
November 12, 2007, 4:49pm
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Re: Malaysia plans to build a ‘Muslim Car’
More details about the muslim car..
the car aside from having a compass and room for quran, also gets updated prayer timings and stops running 5 minutes before prayers and would not run for the next 15 minutes. It does allow you to combine prayers if you are a certain distance out of your home area.
face recognition technology ensures that unless men have sharaee beard and women are in hijab or the car will not run.
during ramadan if the car is parked in a restauranr parking loot the doors will not open and the car will send an emergency signal to ministy of vice and virtue.
The car also networks with restaurant drive thrus and will not let u rolldown your window, and if it is already rolled down the window will roll up as soon as you pull into the drive thru.
In the event you try to eat or drink into the car during daylight, a secret compartment of the console will open and a robotic hand will pimp slap the perp.
oh and brothers if you have farted while driving, it will remind you to do wadoo.
This face recognition policy that you speak of, how would that work for someone, say, who’s got 3+ wives? Will it take different women as “cheating on his wife” or will it be understanding and store 4 women’s faces and any additional new woman will be taken as “cheating” and a direct phone call to all wives will be placed by the car?
Anyhow. It can’t beat my car.
