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like Ishrat Fatima and Shaista Zaidi 
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haha exactly!
KC for Desi Barbara Walters 
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No, I would have put Shaista, Javeria et al to shame :snooty:
:faizy:
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How good you have felt reading all the lies…
The prime minister has vowed to end poverty and eradicate polio from the country
*Saddar-e-Pakistan ne mulk mein kam hoti mehengai par itminan ka izhar kiya *
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wait are they morning show hosts or late night political show? either way they’re like…the view. but like…more talking over each other.
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morning show hosts lol…i would have started out all serious like Babwa WaWa and then ended my career in smut like The View 
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You added that part for ifti, didn’t you? 
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Mubarak. At least one of us is doing exactly what they set out to do 
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I wanted to be a teachurr!!! Then I realized I suck at explaining thibgs. There goes THAT dream.
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Can i come to a wedding. Only based on who has the nicest food 
I AM a grown up! 
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who cares how you would have ended your career. you’d be rolling in the dough 
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh :halo:
i would have been such a mean teacher. like the teacher everyone hated :hinna:
no. you can’t. you’d probably come to the wedding with a huge ice cream ka dabba and stuff it with biryani and nihari to take back home.
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so? what’s your point? i’d do that at my own wedding if it’s any consolation 
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no. you’re supposed to sit on the stage at your own wedding and look like the demure seedhi saadhi larki you’re not 
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will everybody come on stage and be like “
kitni sehatmand ho tum”?
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I wanted to be an eye doctor but all my dreams are ruined.
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yes and then hand you an envelope full of cash. 50% is mine. my payment for making you act like a girl for one day 
why 
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50%!?!?! dats all my timbit/KK funds! 
the other 50% was going to be saving up to buy other food, like proper desi khana, lots and lots of it
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Gau mehndi main hathan uttay laani aan
Vauti ban ban bendi
Ni le de maaye kaleyan baghan di mehndi :khatti:
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Don’t worry, I’ll be giving you timbits in your muun dikhai 
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So you want to be a pehelwaan’nanee when you grow up ? 
(if you grow up 
)