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Francis is such a muppet, and those specs make him look even more muppet.

Omggggggggg Caggie is leaving, beezatch I need to go to NY. Take meeee.

Rozie does this annoying glazed over look with her eyes, urgh if I see her i'll be so tempted to stab her.

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I KNOW. I LOVE CAGGIE.

I'm going to miss her so much, I hate Spencer but I wanted them to be happy and have little bachay and to rub it in that Funda's face. Annoying turd. She was crying when she tells him, I bet I'll cry (her nails looked nice, did ya notice? ) We should get NY GS people to stalk her for us :D They better follow her there, I still want her to be in the show! Don't actually care about Agné.

Lets stab Rosie, she annoys me so much and her BORING designer friend, they're the ugliest out of everyone and think they're so much better. EURGH. I'm so glad Hugo told her off, I hope he humiliates her and Milly was so nice to her too! I'd ***** slap her.

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OMG don't leave thy Caggie, But... she did not look good in that silver dress, her boobs were facing 2 different countries. Nooo spencer is a mug, actually they should be together, Eeee I can't decide. I BET SHE DOES NOT GO.

OMG how amazing was Milly's dress and Agnes makeup at the masquerade.

WTF was up with Gabriella and her b!tch fit, shes such a tramp (tramp with lush hair, I bet it's extentions) STOP BEING SOO NEEDY.

They look amazing 24/7, I need to stalk them, I live close to Chelsea too. Maybe I should quit my job and take up stalking. I can see myself getting arrested for daylight raping Ollie. Funtimes.

OMG Rosie and her minion have such abnormally large foreheads, don't you think? Stab, stab.

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Me and my mum were drooling over the dresses and she was all like 'Caggie is besharam, I like Milly's better' LOL, Agné looks amazing in dresses but her legs look TERRIBLE in pants, she wore leather pants in the episode before. Ug-ly.

Their hair made me drool, why can't we get it professionally done every other day? WHY?

What's wrong with Gabriella's mouth? She looks like a fish?! Their gang is the chavviest tbh, even though I love Ollie so much, Gabrielle is SUCH a drama queen, he didn't even do anything! She needs a life, I can't believe Ollie ever went out with her. Wonky faced weirdo.

ZOMG stalk them, please, take pictures <3 Ollie would be hotter if he wasn't such a girl, when the promos were on and Ollie came on I was all like 'ooh la la' then he came on flicked his hair, batted his eyelashes and did a makeup tutorial. Just no.

THEY DO! And it's so shiny, they always look shiny and constipated, do they not own blusher? I hate them both, so so much.

LOL Cheska and the other one's make up is the funniest, it's the oddest colour of gold and orange mixed together. Rich chavs, bless 'em.

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Yes, Agne does have rather spindly legs.

EEEEEEE I NEED THAT BIKE WITH THE BASKET MILLIE WAS RIDING, sooooooo pwerrty.

OMG the Cheska crewage are soo chavy, Cheska's eye makeup is soo wrong. And the blonde one whatever her name is, I swear she could pass as a trans. She looks really old too.

I think Gabby has a lock jaw or some sort of deformed under bite, with that much money you would have thought she could get her teeth fixed. Urgh. Hate needy clingy people.

I need to stalk Ollie on youtube.

Go Agne for leaving the ginger Francis, at least she has the Italian to work with. Droool. I need to see more of them both. Beauts.

Haha I love it when he said, in eposide 6, 'Janaaaaaaaaaaa' in his accent.

I need to open a hate website for Rosie and her Minion. Big shiny forehead constipated hate club. You can be vice pres.

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I loved the bike too :wub: the basket is so cute, me wants.

I’m getting twitter just to stalk Ollie, I bet I can stalk him properly on Twitter, I went on his facebook there’s not much there.

Why does everyone fancy the Italian? He’s such a pretentious prick, ‘uhh yeah I only shop in Milan and paris uhh, I’m so hot’ ew. He does his eyebrows too, not in a subtle let me remove that unibrow way, in a very obvious way so they look like he’s drawn them on. He has such an odd face with like a huge mouth and he has such a shiny face. He annoys me, but in a way that I like watching him 'cause he makes me laugh. He’s hot when he does the Italian thang though.

Awesome. You live near them, stab them, I’ll totally help.

How do they have such oily skin without being spotty? I hope they both get major spot out breaks on their big freaking foreheads, and Rosie’s friend also has non-existent lips. Eurgh.

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^^ Lol you two don't mince your words :D

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S THE LAST EPISODE! I did not know that, how will I go on?

Argh I hope Spencer stops Caggie with the classic airport scene, Caggie has my heart, she can't leave!

Why is this the last episode?!

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Until next year sniffle.
The last episode was bloody disappointing ¬¬
I think Caggie went back to London, she's in London right now (I follow her on twitter, no homo).
I hope they're together <3

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OMG I LOVE OLLIE. Thank gosh he is bisexual and not just gay, hmm is that wrong of me? Awww but Hugo is such a darling.

Haha @ Francis the freak and his life coach. What would David do? DOUBLE FACEPALM.

Urgh Fat flat face / big shiny forehead Amber speaks Mandarin. Her face offends me.

Spencers date was such an Aunty. I am so disappointed, he needs to get over it and whisk Caggie off her feet.

NO Agne DO NOT NOT NOT, not Francis. How amazing did she look at the Polo, she is such a real life Barbie. I heart <3

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Last episode..... sad times indeed :(

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Anyone seen the new series? Any thoughts..

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yes im enjoying it alot this time round!

Like millie alot more this series still hate gabbie

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^Gabbie comes across as a total nutjob.. but she does have an amazing singing voice..

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I don't like any of them, but I still watch it :(

I love the fakeness of it all. I especially love the 2 jewellery designers who seem to always be drinking champagne.

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How cute is Natalia ('Football Face') :)

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I really like the whole natalia and francis thing! amber is such a ngvojealgn;a.

Caggie looked kinda fugly yesterday.

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^I was thinking she looked a bit 'off' yesterday as well.. to me she normally looks gorgeous..

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Urgh Natalia is sooo wrong looking, her makeup is a mashup of dirty bronzer and over lined lips. They've brung in a bunch of mingers this time round, highly disappointed. Amber's face still offends me.

Cheska's boyfriend looks 10 years younger than her. Lolface.

I think Louise is a beaut, not sure about her 'open relationship' attitude though.

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This thread is still alive, aww this makes me happy.
WHO WATCHED THE LAST EPISODE? How could Milly do it to Hugo? And more importantly to me?!
Binky and Cheska sorted their tan out, I was so happy for them! They don't look they roll around in mud anymore.
Louise is purdy, she just seems like she may be a bit evil. The French boys were quite hot.
Caggie looked like sex on legs last night, why can't I pull off tangerine lipstick? WHY?! And she wears mleh clothes and looks bloody hot. I have a woman crush.
I like Proudlock, I think he's nice, I think Caggie should stop being such a tease and should just get get with him.
OH AND APPARENTLY SOME OF THE CAST MIC WAS IN A CLUB TEEEEEEEN BLOODY MINUTES FROM MY PLACE AND I DIDN'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW.
Everyone but me has pictures with Spencer /rant.