I want a totally automatic lota, the DX edition of the basic toonti wala loota.
It should have a built in sensor for water level so it never ever needs refilling, and a 6 inch long brush for you know what :halo: . You can choose the type of the bristles on the brush head according to your own preferences . The brush will come out of a secret chamber built in the side of the lota and then retract and dissappear once it has done what it is supposed to do :halo:
It should even give you a small pinch on ur wet bottom to tell you that it is all over and you better go out and do something else for a change
Beware Phati! ‘Lota’ and its rightful user Nawab Faizy Sheeshay wala has the xclusive copyright of its use. In the election 2004 campaign Nawab Faizy Sheeshay wala **rehaish-o-muskan ‘Alladin’ **used ‘Lota’ as his election symbol. :k:
***Awaay ga bhai awaay ga ! Faizy da lota awaay ga, *** Jo haray ga Uday Peeoo da ki jaway ga ,
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Na na na! Look at the bright side of things. Whats gone and done with ain’t gonna change. What we have is just moments old too. So Cherish ‘Now’:k:
for you know what :halo: . You can choose the type of the bristles on the brush head according to your own preferences 
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