Just out of interest, how many of you actually know any Mirpuris?
My guess is none.
PA, so kind of you, now help Chaltahai with his quest here, to find him a Mirpuri bride.
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That would be the slightly chunky chick in a hijaab making out with the black guy inside the Oxford circus tube stop.
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CH no need to get personal and disclose Xtreme's secrets. Wearing a hijab is the only way he can get some action, being a European he is not biased of skin complexion like you Americans are.
Well ...In the interest of knowledge I shall bear this burden and try to indulge some minds with info.
UK:- Maj of Pakistan's in 60's migrated from Pakistan. Due to the Rawal Damn being built, the contract of which was sanctioned to UK. The local tribes or the illiterate breeds had an option to move to UK. As I said earlier these ppl did not even know where Lahore was and they landed straight at Heathrow. Believe me not much has changed, I can go on for ever, ever and ever. In the university league tables the lowest of the low are Pakistanis and Bengalis.
The areas whose population comprises if these ill bred sub humans has a abundant supply of various nutrients like Heroin, weed, coke. U name it they have it.
Germany:- Mostly comprised of Ahmedis Pakistanis, who have migrated from Pakistan as they have been branded Kafirs. Having positions in top Army spots and a very strong hold in PIA in early 70's, these ppl saw an opportunity to spread out throughout Europe and have a very stronghold on the Media. Unofficial support from India and USA.
USA:
Yankee side:- Wide range of mix, 40% of cab drivers are paki's, few very well educated and have a stronghold in businesses, but at the same time could not break the market as their Indian counterparts.
Southern side (How u doing Bubba):- East Coast, EG North Carolina population in few thousands, mostly from Hazaarey. Worst then mir purris...common trait..cut throat and back stabbers.
I can go on and on...but if u ppl have a sudden urge of seeing a mir purni "chick"....then please head to Alum Rock in Birmingham, Various Paki towns in Manchester and mostly all of Bradford.
How to recognise that breed:- Well if u notice that the hair in ur nostrils have caught fire due to the smell in the locality and if ur eye balls have rolled back suddenly cause they cannot bear this much filth then u r in the right area. To recognise a dream cast mir purni "chick" u will have to add another figure to the dimension. If u see an old woman with her duppatta in her mouth and a young lass walking with her who has no sense of fashion and has a £1.99 bright red lipstick, the shine of which will make u loose sight in one eye then my friend u r in the right place.
Good luck.
So mirpuris are backwards and illiterate. What's your excuse?
pervert.
He_Devil,
Hilarious, you forgot to mention the pregnant 60 year olds.
He Devil. oh COME ON !
Don't tell me you are speaking for the majority of pakis in Britain ! Drugs are a problem in every country in some shape or form ! And i don't know which nook of the UK you reside in but it certainly doesn't match the UK i live in...
Disco Duck,
That because they have named Bradford Bradistan...that's why it's hard for u to recognise even the directions for London...
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if u ppl have a sudden urge of seeing a mir purni "chick"....then please head to Alum Rock in Birmingham, Various Paki towns in Manchester and mostly all of Bradford.
How to recognise that breed:- Well if u notice that the hair in ur nostrils have caught fire due to the smell in the locality and if ur eye balls have rolled back suddenly cause they cannot bear this much filth then u r in the right area.
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What makes you any better though?
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Disco Duck,
That because they have named Bradford Bradistan...that's why it's hard for u to recognise even the directions for London...
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LOL. Bradford being to the East and London to the South....
This reminded me of something I heard once:
“windaaa kholi choro tay cooli cooli waah ashsi” 
hahahahahahah..........I was once in a mosque and during the khutbah this mirpurri started on another guy saying....."tu bahir nikal..taara haath kappi choorsa"......lol....these guys r something man
dear devil
u r dark man i have a 'safe' mirpuri friend and not all of them are bad
PS it was funny :p
CH-
Gamma has accepted your proposal! We are going shopping for his wedding dress this afternoon.