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is there an airport nearby cos my heart has just taken off!!!!!!

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Do pilots take crash-courses?

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:rotfl:!!!


I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours???

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I am not surprised that any of you are single. that is all.

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***If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!



*** He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.



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Jani shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?


:hehe::fatee:…hitchki now I wonder where u got that idea from !!!:@::cb:

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Is that the sun coming up or is that u lighting up my world:@:

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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

         ***If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".***

         ***If you were a library book, I would check you out.***

         ***If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.***




         ***Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!***

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special

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youre like a dictionary.. you add meaning to my life :k:

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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

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if beauty were sunlight you'd shine from a million light-years away
do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

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You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

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If beauty were an hour, youd be a second :k:

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Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
your daddy must have been a terrorist because you are the bomb

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Ur looks are ur weapon, and theyve cut me to bits

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Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for

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I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

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youre so sweet youre giving me a tooth ache :cb:

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You must be Pakistani, because Pakistanis make me crazy.