► Lets Speak Meera's Type English ◄

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:2guns:

fan: meera jee eid mubarik !

meera jee: same to you

after some days,

fan: meera jee happy birthday

meera jee: same to you :smack:

question: meera jee, what is your education?

meera jee: zyada nahin..buss inter-course kiya hai :kursi:

another one :

meray pait may headache ho rai hai subah se :hooray:

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yeah education wala kafi interesting hay.

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degree hee itni zabardast hai :D

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bus Meera ki english seriously itni buri hay ya aiway hi logo nay mazak banaya hoa hay ?

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yeh teeno 'shahkaar' jumlay tau mainay khud sunay hain (TV pe) mausoofa kay moonh se.. baqi ka nai pata !

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difficult to believe.

aap nay Meera ko yeah jumlay boltay suna hay ya ksi ko Meera ki parody kartay suna tha ?

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Irtiza Rubab, better known as our very own Meera, is one of our top Pakistani actresses in the Lollywood Industry. She first started out her career in 1992 and has won the Best Actress award several times over the past few years. I know that some of us have mentioned Meera & her jokes in the past and by popular demand, she’s back and up for discussion all over again!

Poor Meera has always been known for her public statements & scandals. In the earlier part of 2005, she worked on her first Bollywood project called Nazar and this was the first joint production between India & Pakistan. Unfortunately, it landed in trouble with the Pakistani government who strongly objected the kissing scenes and nudity in the movie. – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGCHR_HgwY

I know that we should be supporting our top Lollywood actresses as they represent our country but it can be very difficult to take them seriously when they continue to embarass themselves in public and provide such humor for us.

Check out some of Meera’s famous interview statements below.

Interviewer: Meera, it seems like you have done well for yourself. Is it true that you are also getting offers from Bollywood now?
Meera: Yes, mashallah by the grace of Allah I have so many offers from Lollywood this year and a few from Bollywood too and God has been so kind towards me. At this stage of my career, I finally feel like the court is in my balls.

Meera: My favorite restaurant in the whole wide world is M C Donald (pronouncing the letters M & C of course) and I really enjoy eating the M C Burgers ever since it opened up in Pakistan.

Interviewer: Meera, you must be very proud of yourself for being one of the very few Lollywood actresses who is so highly qualified and educated.
Meera: Yes, mashallah by the grace of Allah I have completed my intercourse.

Along with these classic one-liners, Meera was also the talk of the town when there were rumors floating around about her having an affair with one of Pakistan’s famous drug dealers. Although she denied the rumor and called it “rubbish”, the drug dealer was chasing fame and found his golden opportunity to become famous through our very own Meera.

He showed his true colors by secretly recording a few videos of them and leaked them on youtube. Ouch.

I’m a looking sexy, isn’t it?

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i think i must search some Meera stuff on youtube.