Be decent Jawaanji! Come up with something we enjoy. Nobody is interested in your ***
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink, says Lady Astor (secretary) to Winston Churchill.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it, Churchill replies.
Nice quotes guyz :)
Here are some of my favorite quotes :
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
"Count your age with friends but not with years."
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. "
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
"Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes."
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Woman cannot be content with health and agility: she must make exorbitant efforts to appear something that never could exist without a diligent perversion of nature. Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
I am confident about my appearance now, but I always was. That's why I'm here. In this business you go up and down, but I never thought, "Shit! Nose job!" Everyone has their insecuritiesbut it's like "*, that's the way I am" and if you get paranoid about changing, get neurotic about keeping up with the trends, you're gonna be *ed.
What then in love can woman do?
If we grow fond they shun us.
And when we fly them, they pursue:
But leave us when they've won us.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between.
Don't expect NOTHING from me!!! But always keep HIGH expectations, some'one' just might offer you something sometime!
Jaawan
till next time**Keep_It_Simple_Stupid**
**Wise Man says:>What I say won't really change anything, but what you say doesn't really matter!