latreen =)

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@James_Bhaand

a long time ago - group of our friends were at Pir Wadhai bus station in Rawalpindi, waiting for a bus to Lahore. One of us had to go for # 2 , there were these latrines with big burly gentleman ( Bouncers ) seated outside on a chair to collect the money.
#1 was 0.5 Rs and #2 was 1 Rs.

Anyway this friend went inside and did his business and came out and gave the guy outside Rs 0.50. Which he refused to take and said it will be Rs. 1

My friend insisted that he did only # 1
but this chowkidar said “Bakwass nahi karoo - Hum ko bahar awaaz aya hayy”

@luv2moon

What you’ll do if water is not available

I faced this situation once, loooong time ago. No water, no tissues, no outside help.

But no way in hell I’m gonna tell here what I did.

NO WAY!!