Amazing thread! 
woohoo =D
yeaa i wanted to make it different, was kinda gettin bored of the normal thing lol
Re: Lady Llama
WHY NOT?
cracks knuckles
You postin pics, you’re jarred, your a total retard
Findin’ it too hard, to guard? while my lyrics bombard?
With my lyrics, you’re scarred, drivin’ you to the graveyard
Betta’ play the victim card, and get back to the mental ward
With what you have expressed, the J’s not impressed
Your lyrics are messed, and you’re totally depressed
Yet you are so obsessed, tryin’ to prove that you’re abreast
With what it takes to be a rapper, something you never possessed
Postin’ pics now kid? You would wish you never did
Such a child-like bid, it aint sellin’ for one quid
You tried hard but backslid, why acted so stu-pid?
Your own efforts you undid, I didn’t even bat my eyelid
Enough of your poetic pap, cut the crap now, asap
You’re stuck in a mousetrap, dumbfounded by my rap slap
Breathless and broken, like you’ve just run a mile
Time for the J to give you a taste of his own style
Swagga’ you call it brit? it aint nothin’ but a bunch of s’hit
Still dyin’ to prove you’ve got it, not worth a spit, you half-wit
My lyrics are floodlit, in the business you’re misfit
Maybe you’ll make some sense, if you start writin’ in sanskrit
Take yo’ time kid, now go and sit, and seriously think about it
If coffee aint workin’ for you, smell a monkey’s arm-pit
Dumber than a box of rocks, face like a dropped meat pie
Speakin’ of sneaky peaks and lyrics being sky-high
Two like you I can diss, while I take a piss, as we speak llama
Enough of your yelpin’, it aint helpin’, your lyrics are weak llama
J done totally slay it, but you wont say it, the J is totally unique llama
The lyrics are killin’, style chillin’, and J’s got the technique llama
Re: Lady Llama
Y’all, J 'preciate that!
staying in the character 
Re: Lady Llama
^ call me biased but i think myns better :p
ill get back to u tmw im knackerd had a busy day!!
Re: Lady Llama
Okay, you are biased 
This is not an essay competition, keep em short and crisp 
PS: yours was pretty good :k:
Re: Lady Llama
swaggggggggaaa like me fam. 
Re: Lady Llama
yo my man J, u can be a real MC man
make big bucks, big money, big benjamins, mo dough, y’knamsayin
go into the rap game homie :k:
you got some dope skillz up in here 
Re: Lady Llama
:aq:I stay away from people who talk like that, they kinda scare me:@:
But ofcourse E6 is a real gentleman 
Re: Lady Llama
i know thanx :aliyish:
dont hate the ppl , hate the game 
j/k 
Re: Lady Llama
U must b sick of this battle tht ur loosin' in,
coz ur reducing in producin' win's
ur still messin about lyka hooligan
copyin my style, ur lookin just like a fool agen
the way this lama is flowin in this game
betta get sum de-fence for ur membrane,
dnt mind if i lay the claim, Its bait ur ashamed, uve failed.
Just blame ur lame attempt unable to set this chick aflame
ive stamped u out, before uve lit
heard u shout and uve thrown a fit
bruv, just learn to quit, coz im blazin it
faster then the price of petrol, im risin'
quit disguising it J my uprising is surprising,
u know ur shocked, but it aint in my control
jaanwar if u aint been already told
ill knock u out bruv steady an’ cold
beware now coz my lyrics have just BEGUN to unfold
J its time to let go of everything bottled inside
coz ima girl soldier and will neva subside
aint gna lie, i'll confide, its parta my pride,
u can decide to hide or we can take this battle outside,
worldwide, or ill come down to where u reside
i mean, whats a little thing like a continental divide?
Gimmie crap tho and ima return the favour
ill kill u slow ape, make u taste the flavour
leave u tryna let off a quaver, finding somone to save ya!
this is a freakin' promise an' its not a threat,
im on a rise still bruv cause u ain' caught me yet
ur lyk a breathless fish, caught up in my net,
breakin out in a cold sweat, as im reeling u in
gettin' all dizzy as u begin to spin.
I aint no rapper but u dont know where ive been
so for now ape ima just take it on the chin
Re: Lady Llama
Awesome!
:BiB:
U must b sick of this battle tht ur loosin' in, coz ur reducing in producin' win's ur still messin about lyka hooligan copyin my style, ur lookin just like a fool agen
the way this lama is flowin in this game betta get sum de-fence for ur membrane, dnt mind if i lay the claim, Its bait ur ashamed, uve failed. Just blame ur lame attempt unable to set this chick aflame ive stamped u out, before uve lit heard u shout and uve thrown a fit bruv, just learn to quit, coz im blazin it
faster then the price of petrol, im risin' quit disguising it J my uprising is surprising, u know ur shocked, but it aint in my control jaanwar if u aint been already told ill knock u out bruv steady an’ cold beware now coz my lyrics have just BEGUN to unfold
J its time to let go of everything bottled inside coz ima girl soldier and will neva subside aint gna lie, i'll confide, its parta my pride, u can decide to hide or we can take this battle outside, worldwide, or ill come down to where u reside i mean, whats a little thing like a continental divide?
Gimmie crap tho and ima return the favour ill kill u slow ape, make u taste the flavour leave u tryna let off a quaver, finding somone to save ya! this is a freakin' promise an' its not a threat, im on a rise still bruv cause u ain' caught me yet ur lyk a breathless fish, caught up in my net, breakin out in a cold sweat, as im reeling u in gettin' all dizzy as u begin to spin. I aint no rapper but u dont know where ive been so for now ape ima just take it on the chin
Your constant whining and yelping is kind'a amusing
It aint your fault, its the lyrical weapons that I'm using
So you say I'm sick of the battle that I'm losing?
Hell it aint no battle, not the right words you're choosing
It was somewhat interesting, right when we started, llama
Then you got shook up, started acting all retarded, llama
What started off as a battle has now turned into a funny scene
Where one cheeky llama is being kicked around by the mean machine
The 'chick', thick as a half-done brick, I aint tryin' to set aflame
J be chillin', lyrics makin' you sick, stayin' right in the fame frame
Kickin' butt, takin' names, and winnin' the game
Now tell me lil llama, aint that quite a shame?
Yet you callin' it a battle, that's total-ly lame!
"Price of petrol", now says the cheeky lass
Its the rap game honey, not your economics class
You think you're nailin' it, using these business terms
Hell, whats next? statistics from accounting firms?
Our lil 'soldier' girl, struggling to regain her lost pride
"Never subside"? gettin' kicked in the backside, totally cockeyed
Speakin' of killing me slow, you're movin' straight to your suicide
You're a wise kid, I must say, makin' promises and no threat
For your own good, lil one, pay respect and you won't fret
The J will watch and wait, until you are done and make a u-turn
Tryin' to mess with the master, when you submit you will learn
Rappin' and dissin', a skill that you're missin', join the J's entourage
Tryin' to battle the J, with lyrics totally gay, go practice in my garage
With the master, you aint goin' faster, you gotta learn the art
Take the bids, play with the new kids, thats the point for you to start
Now take my advice, I'm being nice, and bow down and pray
Pray that you learn the skills one day, and get to roll with the J
Re: Lady Llama
Like:eek: How do you two even come up with this
:AID: Go Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy:AID:
Re: Lady Llama
Lol!