Bein’ away from the scene doesn’t necessarily mean
That some whining lil baby has tired the mean machine
Callin’ the J ugly, thats quite bold for a brat
Who looks like a horse and smells like a sewer rat
You give the word ugliness a whole new perspective
Hell, you make steven tyler and iggy pop look attractive
Your words are basic and your rhymes are a joke
Mess with the J and you will end up with a stroke
S.hitty skills, tryin’ to make it big, you will always be a broke
Leave the rappin’ business, aint for you, go marry some bloke
A brit lassie tryin’ to battle with the master
Hell you need to be a hundred times faster
The J’s got the thrills, the skills - never doubt kid
My lyrics will chew you up and spit you out kid
6 feet under? better pray for your dreams to come true
They’ll be sweepin you off the floor when I’m done with you
A joke all this rhyming is to me mate
ive got u wound up, its so totally bait
ugly is that gorilla spittin out drool
nothin to u personally u silly old fool
ur attempted low blows, sayin i look like a horse
well im already a llama so i guess ur pretty close
clever little gorilla, dont worry soon u’ll get it right
mayb nxt time ill give u a banana, thick little s’hite
i smell like a rat, gorilla, excuse yourself..
are u sure dude that ur OK with ur health??
cumin frm a primate who’s liced up and greasy
proving your lyrics are just overly cheesy
Ive messed wiv u J, aint had no stroke, aint broke
ur lyrics n ‘threats’ are a joke, u must b heartbroke
much like u greaseball, you words aint swoopin’
so beat ur chest n just keep on moovin’
Hah, you keep comin’ back llama, to get a bit of fame
Your lyrics make em go awww, now aint that a shame?
A joke eh? If I sucked like you, yeah I would say the same
Soon you will know J is not just a name, yo J is the game
Talkin’ about my health, you cool with smellin’ like a rat?
Callin’ me greasy, hell you are dirtier than an ogre’s door-mat
Ain’t that shameful for a clever little lass
The drool spittin’ old fool kickin’ your ass
See J tried to help you fit in, but with that face
Even the horses have kicked you outta their race
Funny to hear from you that you aint broke llama
Tryin’ to feed off of them leftovers, you’re gonna choke llama
Callin’ my lyrics cheesy, dont you even go there
With that face, you deserve twice the normal welfare
Drop them lyrics, I give you a chance to walk away
You’ll be licking the dust if you keep messin with the J
BLAH BLAH BLAH ur words are makin me sleepy
ur a butterz old gorilla, and mostly creepy
getting ur thrills by battling a girl half ur age
and me thrashin’ u, must be makin’ u rage
u say ur the game and id have to admit its true
the type of game id chew up, through and through
your not as tough as the gorilla you want to be
underneath tht hairy exterior is a lil boy sayin’ save me
callin’ me smelly and dirty, oh im soo upset
and ur callin me the baby, ape are u done yet?
u aint dun nuthin’ wannabe big shot, makin threats
tryna out do me ur jus breakin’ a sweat gettin’ wet
lama’s r friendly an dont need ape’s help tryna fit in,
gorilla’s aren’t loved as much, just take it on the chin
on the chin, with a grin, coz ur mere existence is a sin
dont hate on me coz lama’s the best theres ever been
one last verse before i take my leave
gettin tierd of puttin u straight, u best believe
lama’s come from camels, not horses thick shi’te
mistake once again, gorilla nxt time get it right!
You aint sleepy llama, your head is spinnin’
You cant take the fact that the J is winnin’
I told you to quit right when you started
You had to go on, you’re totally retarded
Girl or llama, you got your identity confused
Cryin’ over an ego that is totally bruised
The helpless boy you see, a reflection of your fear
Beg me to forgive and let you go, and I might hear
But you are tryin to put in a pathetic excuse for a fight
Forget all, ask yourself, and you’ll know who’s right
Who’s right, who’s got the might
Dumbtard, you think you’re so bright
Callin’ you smelly and dirty, I know, ain’t gonna bug you
Coz’ it aint the first time, and you know it is all true
You think you gonna chew up ‘The game’, do you?
Closin’ your eyes on the bashing the J done to you?
I see, you pretending that none of it ever happened
You’re the confused bruised llama, think again for a second
‘friendly and cute’, is that the statement you’re makin’?
Its obvious you’re finished, scared, and shakin’
A horse, a camel? no identity, pretending to be witty
Aint no match for the J, you’re skills are too s.hitty
My advice, be wise, go and date iggy pop
Be glad, you’re alive, get movin, dont stop.
<< this ones for u maroush closest thing i cud find to a beat lol
ur feelin the burden, ur upping ur game
jaanwar’s like u aint that hard to tame
whilst ur fightin this battle do not be mistaken
with ur crap “bashes” and “bruises”, i refuse to b shaken
being “witty” is a quality i gracefully possess
u wudn’t know though, your life’s a total mess
callin’ me smelly and dirty, gosh ape, how can u tell?
im surprised u manage to get passed your own smell
me… muddled??? and urself? oh c’mon dude
are u a guy or gorilla, please conclude.
so dont even try makin out that im confused
coz ur lame comment has just left me bemused
lamas dnt beg, they spit at things they dont like (google if u dont believe me lol)
tellin animals like u to go on an take a hike
animals like u who try to fly too quickly too high
eventually land with a crash, thud or bang, my oh my!
so do not be mistaken, this lama aint shakin
ill leave u breaking, aching with these lyrics im makin
and wats this shizzle about tellin me to go datin’
ive got my prince, so once AGAIN ur mistaken
go do ur research, for once get your facts right,
fix up ur rhymes and attempt to make em tight
dunno how life is lived amongst chimps, apes and baboons
but a relationship to a chick aint like no cartoon
friendly i am to all others except sh*ts like you
you’ll leave yourself, with shame you’ll bid adieu
you might run in to trouble if you go to extremes
because this lama aint as innocent she seems…
<< this ones for u maroush closest thing i cud find to a beat lol
