Kissing

[Dubaiwali]

@Samad

Aap unkay liye timetable banati ho jo itna patta hai? Jitne maahir pakistani is kaam mai haiN, utna aur koi naheeN. Desi log to itne bagerat hote haiN, kay soch kar hi agli larki ko deemagh mai frenchkiss kar rahe hote haiN ankhaiN band kar kay, bas tasawar kar kay…

Goray log french kiss kartay haiN, to aik dum karte haiN, seconds nahi lagtay! Aik dum aik doosray par pyar ata hai unko, ham desi log pehlay soch soch kar 2kg wazan kam kar lete haiN, just cuz of the excitement…

Ham Desi log 2 raataiN pehlay yahi plan karte raheNgay kay achi jagga konsi rahe gi, aur shuru hote hote larki apni izzat kay baray mai soch soch kar itni depress ho jaye gi kay kissing kam ho rahi ho gi, aur ghari ki taraf ziyada dekh rahi ho gi, aur kissing kay duran usko apnay teen chachoN aur apnay gujjar style abba kay dialogues yaad a rahe hongay kay “beti ham nay tuje trust kar kay parnay diya hai, pardes maiN, hamara ye trust kabhi na toReeN”…

Aisha aisi batoN kay baray mai na socha karo, like I said aisi batain parday kay peechay achi lagtee haiN.

Muje sharam ati hai aisi bataiN karte hoye, so I wont say more on this topic.

bari mehrbani at the last line:chai: