so shikra was in new orleans and katrina struck they knew it was due to him so they booted him out and he ended up in houston so in houston Ike struck and Shikra now may be moving to your city
so..to avoid your city getting hit by a hurricane, I have set up a plan which will help on a few fronts
1- we pay shikra off
2- I get soem taveez to keep him off
3- i bribe some ppl in his company so they dont alloew him to move or leave
lastly, I am convincing powers that be that Shikra can be used as a long term weapon..abhi ussay lay ja kar afghanistan kay caves mein chorr atay hain, next year hurricane mein saray khabees log caves say flush out ho jayen gaye.
please send me donations immediately, $50 per person so I can continue my important work.
Don't forget that when he moved to Houston, immediately it was stuck by Hurricane Rita. It was a warning shot for Houstonians to immediately kick him out, but Texans being Texans, refused to heed to this warning. Result: Ike.
Vaisay, shabash hai Shikra pe... moved from one prime hurricane target (N.O.) to the next prime hurricane target (Houston). By this logic, his next home will be in the Florida Keys.