awww 
buduu tumen pataa nahi thaa ke us smein tea hoti hai …i knew that cz pak sab mujay bar bar bahjtya thy ja na sadaf ik cup garam green tea lay ayoo mein thu laa laa ke thak gayee ik don 
bara maza atta hai pakistan mein shadion par 
mujhe kaise pata hota…pehli wali tankie mein paani tha na…
lakin pani tho nahi hotaa …unn logon ne q pani rakhaa 
unn ko nahi pata tha holland se bhi log aa rahya hain poor souls
u know, one other day, i went for jumma namaaz…socha ke mein bhi dkehoon kaise hota hai wahaan…so the maulawi sahib was giving khutba. it was one of the funniest i ever heard…about suicide,…keh rahe the:
“khud kushi bahot hi ghalt baat hai…insaan ko kabhi is ke baare sochna bhi nahi chahye, itni buri baat hai…khud kushi se behter hai ke banda zaher kha ke mar jaaey”
when i heard that last line, i just couldn’t stop laughing!!!
omg!!
salaam
LOL
neso aaj mujay hansa hansa ke pagal kar doo gaye
aik bat yad a agaye LOL
wo yeh ke abrar ul haq yahan ayya tha naa …he is soooooo funny yar …itnay jokes sunata hai tumari tarah he also told us one joke bat khutaba n molvis …he told the way molvi tells things in pak :k: it was funny …kahta tha jumaa mein time poora karnay ko molvi bat ko itna lamba kar datay hain naa .-…
waisay tau yeh joke main nay itti baar sunn ahay kay ab sunna sunaaya lagtaa hay but it reminded me another true words of a khatoon who lives in karachi, pakistan:D
“Hamaari beti kay liyeh rishtay lahore, islamabad aur pataa nahin kahan kahaan say aatay thay laikin woh itnay dooor dooor hotay thay kay hammaraa dil hee nahin chahataa thaa kay haan karain.”
Funny thing is that she told this to someone i know after his marriage who always lived before and still living after his wedding in NY and now married to her daughter:D
walaiqum asalam.. 
kia haal hain?
- and for the side note don’t make fun of maulvess you two :nono: agar un per itna aetraaz hai to barae hokae khud unka ahad sambhal kar corrections kae dae ga..
hahahahahahahahha… This is soooooooo phunnny..
Oh man… cant stop laughing…
u know, we had this driver, who brought us everywhere...............and one way or another he had lost his car's papers.........and he was too lazy to make new ones......so what he did is make a huge file of all kinds of nonsense papers..........................
so once a police man stopped his car and asked for the car's papers, so what he did was hand over that huge packet and said: i don't know which paper u are talking about but here is everything. find it yourself"......the next thing the police man said: "bhai, hume 50 rupees do taake cigarette khareeed sakein, aur aap log phir jaaein"
:D:D
I didnt make fun of molvis :nono: wo thu ibrar ul haq nay kia tha naa lakin wo sath sath toba toba bhi kar raha tha 
lakin he was telling abt those molvis who dont know much lakin islam ko ghlaat tareekay se badnam karte hain .
me fine, wat bout u???
me not making fun of maulvis…was just pointing out an inconsistency…
saturday night, i was in lahore at my mammoo’s…he lives in the same neighbourhood as lahorimaharani does…at night we went out for a walk…and i was thinking that behind any of these doors LM could be living…and yesterday when i came back i talked to LM over yahoo…and man, she was angry at me for not telling that i was there!!! 
how should i have known that she wanted to meet!
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me fine, wat bout u??????
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itnae sarae question mark? ab kis kis hidden sawaloon ka jawaab doon? kiddin.. :p I am very well, Alhumdulilah :) how was your trip? :)
sandleen: us toba aur sorry ka faeda jo karkae bhi woah cheez doobhara karnae sae parhaiz na kia jaye jis kae liyae ki hai? :-\
ab main usae mashora dene wali hoon kae aglae das saal kae liyae woah apnae mahllae main jaal biccha dae.. 
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itnae sarae question mark? ab kis kis hidden sawaloon ka jawaab doon? kiddin.. :p I am very well, Alhumdulilah :) how was your trip? :)
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hehehehe..........question marks were only for decoration :D
well, trip was very great!!!! already missing my family!
:o…jaal??? kis baat ka jaal? kyoon? 
she’s a spider?
kantooN ka jaal bhi to hosakta hai?
btw, what are you for wherever you are.. to study or work?
is this a trick question???
what are you for wherever you are…hain, didn’t get it…please rephrase