Scientists have apparently found the first dinosaur fossils in Pakistan thought to be about 70 million years old.
I wonder which dinosaur it was? Tyrannosaurus Rex? Velociraptor? Abida Parveen?
I think we should haver a Pak version of Jurassic Park to celebrate this wonderful discovery. We could have dinosaurs running wild in Defence area of Karachi (which could only be a good thing) with Maulla Jat riding to the rescue with his handlebar moustache and his trusty gandassa.
Oi, you forgot Sultan Rahi, never forget his biiiigggggg "Moochain", and those dialogues, which you could never make sense of due to thier loudness, which actually did sound like Tyrannosaurus Rex groaning for food...
I didn’t forget sultan Rahi Mariah…he get’s lead role in the Jurassic Pak film where he hacks and slices the nasty dinosaurs (except Abida Parveen, so no more bawling Bladegirl ) with his gandassa, moochain quivering furiously with every slash!
Mariah, a gandassa is a scythe which I'm sure you know is used in the fields for cutting crops by paindoos. Maula Jat types use it to cut arms and legs instead...that's when they can't get hold of a double-edged axe :o
shhh...we don't want to upset Bladegirl...Abida Parveen's are a protected species from today onwards.
BTW, we still have an opening for a heroine to star alongside Sultan Rahi in Jurassic Pak. Qualities we are looking for are ;
1) Deep melodiuos voice,
2) Ability to dance at 100mph while flinging limbs in every direction in true Pak film-fashion
3) Must wear at least 3x more makeup than necessary.
If you feel you have any of these qualities apply in this thread.
p.s. Gizzy's not allowed to play Sultan Rahi's part unless he's prepared to grow a handlebar.