Re: Jony BR has a first
just an add on for jony uncle:
[font=Tahoma,Arial]Why should you become an Oscar Meyer weiner? Below is a top ten list of reasons for becoming an Oscar Meyer weiner:
- Chicks dig it. 9. Impress your friends with a catchy theme song... "Oh... I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..." 8. Despite scientific findings, assorted, processed meat products are good for your heart. 7. Become an Oscar Meyer weiner and loose that annoying weiner envy you've had for so long. 6. Women may say weiner size doesn't matter, but it really does. 5. Weiner lard can be used to style your hair. 4. Oscar Meyer might come talk at your next "church" gathering. 3. In the 70's it was plastics, the 80's it was space-age polymers, in the 90's it was silicon. In the upcoming milinium, the next revolutionary scientific find will be "weiner juice". (Get in on the ground floor!) 2. Free T-shirt with weiner-club membership. 1. ... everyone will be in love with you!