Jokes

[Aleesha_Chaudhary]

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
“What the guys are doing” asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
“Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!”

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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili

baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?

to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I’m Banta not Santa

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1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.

Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.

Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?

Khan: Cycles Ka.

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Pathan 100 watt k Bulb pe
Apne Abbu ka naam Likh raha tha…

Kisi ne pocha: Ye kia kar rahe Ho?

Pathan: Baap ka Naam ROSHAN Kar raha hon

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Pathan calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 min,

He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha

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2 Khans IKHLAS And YASEEN Died.
Qiyamt K Din…

Angel 2 IKHLAS: Ur Name?
He Said Ikhlas.

Angel: Recite Surah Ikhlas.
He Did It Quickly, & Angel Sent Him To Heaven.

Angel 2 Other Khan
YASEEN Who Was Very Worried.

ANGEL: What Is Ur Name?

Pathan Replied Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
Magar Pyar Se Sub KAUSAR Bulati Hai

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A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”

WAAAAAAAAOOO. Thanx mujhe itna hasane k liye.all r very very funny..