Janwar: Wild East's Most Wanted

_Lay-D_Honey · February 3, 2006, 3:45pm

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no chance..? then we will make a chance.. aap apna add de shaadi.com pe.. handsome janwar is looking for his haseen janwari..
dekhna.. ek minute mein itne saari janwariyan aa jaayengi gs pe.. main to abhi se chutti le leti hoon job se.. aapki shaadi jo attend karni hai.. aur phir thote thote nanne munne paale paale mini janwar’s aa jaayenge..

Janwar · February 3, 2006, 7:38pm

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Lay-D-Honey - - - - well agar appnay fasla karhe leyah hai mujh ko qurban (matlab) shadhi karwanay ka tu plz app khud meray leyah talash karay nah , chahay shadi.com ho yah mehndi.com say . . . app dekho mai jab tak appnay appko dekh lo . . . . . or raha sawal handsome ka . . . tu hand tu hai sometime woh kam bhi kartay hai , yah lo kesa lagaa . . . .

so im now on lookin to wait ya that ull find a JANWARI for me abb yah duty app ke hai sumjhi . . so hurryup warna meray ghar walay dhoond laygay maray leyah koie

LostInLove · February 4, 2006, 2:49pm

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^ Janwar, Honey koii itnay sarae kaam kar sake gee?
ApneiN liye bhi doondh raheeN haiN aik ‘John Abraham’ aur appki ‘Janwari’ doondhneiN ke liye kahaN se time nikaley gee?

_Lay-D_Honey · February 5, 2006, 2:09pm

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Chalo.. main koshish karti hoon.. lekin agar mujhe naa mili..to aap ke ghar walon ko hi dhoondna parega.. aur jaise Lost in Love keh rahi hai.. main bhi apne John Abraham ko dhoond rahi hoon.. lekin main koshish to zaroor karoongi..

ADD..: Wanted: Ek haseen Tayi.. **FOR: **mere paale paale Janwar Taya ke liye..
Mere bechare taya ji shaadi karna chahte hain.. lekin abhi tak unko ek haseen janwari nahi mili..

so if u think.. ur haseen n a janwari.. plz contact mere taya ji..

Janwar · February 5, 2006, 9:42pm

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Lost-In-Love - - - - aunty agar woh appna jhon bhai kay sath sath mari bhi sapno ke khala dekh lay ge tu problem kia hai

Lay-D-Honey - - - - abey yaar yah nahi bolo kay koshish karti ho , balkay bolo kay foran dhoond kar lati ho , coz time is running . . . . buddhapa sir par aageyah hai agay chal kar pooray jisam par aajaie ga tu phir talash khatam ho ge kia tumhari or agar family ke pasand say karna hota tu tum ko bolta chachi jaan or hai yah jo appnay ADD lagayah hai yah zara mari thread say bahar bhi laga day coz yaha koie pharnay wala nahi mai or app he hai khali

_Lay-D_Honey · February 6, 2006, 6:58pm

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Taya Ji.. Aap ke liye janwari dhoon doongi to main apna Mister Honey kaise dhoon doongi..? that’s also bery important naa.. Ho sakt hai ke Mister Honey ko kisi janwari ka pata ho.. u know..uski padosan..uski cousin ki saheli.. u’ll nevah know..

Aur thread ke baher to main zaroor add lagaoongi.. main apne universtiy ke hall mein ek bara sa add laga doon..?

waise.. buddhey log to ganjey ho jaate hain.. aap to pehle se ganjay hain.. aap ko phir kaise pata chal gaya hai ke aap buddhey ho rahe hain..

Janwar · February 7, 2006, 12:56pm

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aunty aunty yah zulum nah karo kay uni kay under poster laga dalay

khala jaan is buddhay par tu raham karo . . . . . .

khair mujh ko kesay pata chala kay mai budda ho geyah ho , woh is tarha kay sir par baal nahi rahay abb tu teeth bhi hilnay lagay hai or nazar bhi kum anay laga hai or kamzori ho gaie hai jis ke wajha say dor nahi sakta

so find a girl b4 its to late

_Lay-D_Honey · February 7, 2006, 6:02pm

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^
chalo.. teeth ka bhi kaam jaldi ho jaayega.. chasma aap pehnte hain..? gucci..? versace..? haan.. aap stick ke saath bhi chalte hain ke woh stage abhi reh gaya hai..?

waise aap sahi keh rahe hain.. time nikalta jaa raha hai.. agar aapko stick ki zaroorat par gayi to main samajh loongi.. its a BIG EMERGENCY..!
chalo taya.. dont cry.. yeh bataaye.. aap ko larki chahiye..? ya aurat/buddhi..?

Janwar · February 7, 2006, 10:20pm

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khala stick ka sahara laynay ka soocha magar phir ruk gaie kyun kay soocha kay shadi khana barbadi ho jaie tu BIWI ka roobata pakar pakar kay chalay gay hum . . magar afsos yah wish dil mai he rah gaie . . . . . . . .

wesay kese nay kia khooob kahaa hai Larka agar buddha bhi ho jaie tu jawani us kay under buddhapay mai bhi rahti hai so aurat nahi or nah he larki mujh ko abb buddi bhi nahi chayeah . . . . . . mujh ko tu MAAL chaheyah

wesay tumnay poster laga dalay kay nahi ? ? ? ?

_Lay-D_Honey · February 8, 2006, 1:27pm

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taya ji.. isse pehle ke aap kahin girr jaaye.. (toilet se girry jaaye.. ) aap stick le le.. shaadi ke din hum koi doosra intezaam karlenge.. nahi to aap tranparant stick le le.. kisi ko nazar bhi nahi aayega.. lekin aap stick kahin bhool na jaaye.. nahi yo aap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega..

Maal boley tu..?

Poster main laga diye hain.. now.. we juz have 2 wait.. u know what they say taya ji.. sabbar ka phal meetha hota hai.. in ur case.. phal bohot meetha hoga.. lagta hai.. aapka phal diabetic hoga..

Janwar · February 9, 2006, 8:01am

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yaar tusi bhi nah bari woh ho wesay mari tayi dhoondtay dhoontay kahi khud ke ankhay kamzor nah ho jaie or teeth nah gir jaie agar asa howa tu ap ka sapno ka jhon ibrahim bhai kesay melay gaa

khair sabar ka phal metha nahi balkay woh itna pakaa kay abb gir geyah or sar geyah hai tumhari wajha say

choro mai khud he dekh leta ho appnay leyah

Janwar · February 9, 2006, 8:02am

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or hai MAAL bolay tu Item , , , item bolay tu jhakas lash pash , khoobsorat kaboooteryah ;)

_Lay-D_Honey · February 9, 2006, 11:33am

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Nahi te na sahi.. main nahi dhoondti aap ke liye..ab aap khudi nateeja dekh lein.. khud aap dhoondte rahe hain.. yeh haal ho gaya hai aapka..
Chalo.. ab saara time main apne John ke liye rakhoongi..

good luck..:k: agar mil jaayegi to zaroor batana.. shaadi ji attend karni hai maine apne taya ji ki..

_Lay-D_Honey · February 9, 2006, 11:33am

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mujhe to laga ke aap larki/aurat dhoond rahe the.. yeh kabootar kahan se aa gaya..?

Janwar · February 9, 2006, 4:03pm

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Ok fine nah dhoondo i know i know tum nahi dhoond paoo ge sumjhi coz tum ko khud jhoony bhai nahi mil rahay tu meray leyah kesay koie dhoondo ge

wesay bolo tu mai tumharay leyah dhoond do . . . magar aik problem hai dhoond tu do tumhara jhoon . magar hyderabad ka pagal khana boohat dor hai karachi say

wesay kabotar wali baat tum nahi sumjho ge coz u r bachi

_Lay-D_Honey · February 9, 2006, 6:08pm

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John ko paagal keh rahe hain..? maine aapke kabootari ko bhi paagal nahi kaha.. aur aap mere john ko paagal keh rahe hain..i dont like u anymore taya ji..

niyal · February 10, 2006, 7:42pm

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hey janwar

where have u been

acha haan jub Niyal ghar aata hai tu

woh sub bachoon say bhut khushi khushi milta hai… aur soochta hai kah bachoon ko khoob sair karaiy ga

phir woh kamray main aata hai tu janwar ussay bhut achay taerekkay say milti hain

aur phir aik khatarnaak baat bataati hai jooooooo kay tipu kauy baray main hai…

tu phir uss kay daddy kehtay hain kah woh jo marzi karay lekin… pehlay apni par hi complete ker lay…

phir 20 bachoon ki cute si amman bhut khush hoti hain

aur Niyal un ko dekh ker.

phir woh sub cinema jaatay hain.

janwar app kay liya aik serious offer hai … woh yea keh let’s write a book ( seriously)

it could be any good book like a comic etc.

see u … after the new episode of yae dil ap ka howa

Janwar · February 10, 2006, 7:54pm

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lay-D-honey / / / mera bacha aray manay jhoony bhai ko kuch nahi kaha u know tounge sleep ho gaie thi acha i take my words back nah . . . . ur jhooony is da best of da best in all handsome bachay abb tu khoosh ho nah mari bachi

Janwar · February 10, 2006, 8:22pm

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Niyal = =mai yaha ho yaha ho yaha ho yaha ;)= = zindage phir appni dagar par chalna shoro ho jati hai . . . abb tipu appni studies par or zor denay lagta hai kay baraa ho kar us ko DULHA banaa hai , bus phir kia zindage us he tarha khooshiyo say bhari guzarnay lagi , har taraf pyar he pyar , har taraf mohabat ka ahsas , kay Niyal jab ghar mai hota tu ghar janwar ko janat lagti , or bus janwar appnay niyal kay sath khooshi khooshi rahnay lagi , aik din jab niyal appnay kam par janay lagi tu har din ke tarha appni tie janwar say sahe karwaie or good bye kah kar nekal gaie , janwar us kay haseen cheray ko appni neegha mai basaa kar pooray din us ke rah dekhnay mai lag gaie kay sham ko achanak aik call aie or janwar ka mobile us kay hatho say gir geyah . . . . . . . . kay niyal ka accident ho geyah hai ghada gari say ghadha mar geyah niyal ko boohat chootay aie hai . . . . . or woh agha khan hospital mai hai . . . . bus yah suna tha kay janwar bagar appni chapal pahnay , galay mai rubata latkaie bagar bhag nikle or itne taz bhagi kay us ko yaad he nahi raha kay woh ghar say bhag kar agha khan aie hai . . . . . . . direct woh word mai gus gaie or waha dekha kay niyal leta howa hai or durd say ooooie ammaa , hie allah kar kar kay cheelaa raha hai kay us nay janwar ko dekha or phir . . . . . . . . . . .

agay ke kahani mari jaan niyal ke zabani sunay

hum jab tak :chusni: bacho ko pela kar atay hai . . . . .

Janwar · February 10, 2006, 8:24pm

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Niyal . . . . . wesay app kay serious offer ka shukreyah but woh kia hai nah agar mai liekhnay beth geyah tu jo sach mai liekhtay hai sab chor day gay liekhna tu plz un ko liekhnay day or hum ko appsay dil lagi karnay day humharay leyah yah he boohat hai . . . . . . . . . .